fitz

(V) Otherwise known as pulling a Terry Tate, to tackle a coworker in a surprising manner across a row of cubicles. The tackle might be as aggressive as a flying pile-driver or as subtle as kicking another's leg out from underneath him.

Did you see him fly across the office like that? He was fitzed.

by Patty von Your Face October 23, 2006

Fitzed

To unknowingly french kiss a girl shortly after she has performed oral sex on a friend.

After the stripper and I left the bathroom stall, my friends threw salami at me and told me I had been fitzed.

by tmplyr April 28, 2010

fitz

A boy who used to be hot, but glowed down a lot!

Girl 1: Omg what happened to Jake?
Girl 2: Ikr he pulled such a Fitz

by I'm >> you December 3, 2016

fitz

a cut on your thumb or a cut on any finger

That fitz looks like it might hurt.

by Big A Boo March 18, 2010

fitz

Verb

1. To steadfastly work at uncovering criminal activities.

The prosecutor will fitz until everyone involved is uncovered.

The CEO was fitzed for two years by the eager prosecutor.

by Jerry T. November 9, 2005

fitz

1. v. To fail at one's mission in an ironic fashion.

2. v. To periodically launch in to fits of braggadocious bitchery.

3. n. Fits of that sort.

"He was trying to make a point about the internet not being serious, but ended up getting really heated about it and taking it to a whole other level."

"Yeah, he fitzed that one up somethin' fierce."

by eziniti July 11, 2008

The Fitz

Getting a hand job through your shorts by a female

dude i went to austin,and came back with the fitz

by Mr. Skeettastic December 16, 2007