Blue class neighborhood in Maryland on the Chesapeake Bay that now, when the middle class that use to work in the steel mills is disappearing and all of the rich muthaf*&%ers from Washington, D.C. want to buy the property and put their boats on it.
My boat is now on the Chesapeake Bay in Essex, Maryland.
by Deborah Spicer July 16, 2006
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The richest county in England. Also the best. No-one messes with Essex girls. And yes all of them are blonde, i will admit that being a NATURALLY blonde essex girl.There are a lot of chavs in essex, but not hardly as many as there are in places like devon. at least our chavs dont drive tractors. we don't all wear louis vuitton and burberry.
essex girl: ' All the other slags in this country are just jealous because THEY'RE not from essex, that's why they say we're sluts. '
by emma1234 February 8, 2009
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1. County in the SouthEast of England.

2.Hell. There is no other reason for there to be so many sharons, burberry-wearing chavs, boy racers, and polyester clad 14 year old chavettes gathered in one place than the unavoidable fact that Essex is hell.
"I moved out of Essex, and the sound of whining Fiesta engines going round and round a car park fills me with nostalgic bile."

"Oh God, I think I just stepped in a pile of Essex."
by Anonymous July 22, 2004
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A really crappy county in England populated mainly by townies. I know, i live here. Ye gods I hate it.
"I'm from Essex innit? I'm such an Essex slag! Everyone in Essex wears burberry!"
by Goth Pixie March 11, 2004
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a shithole full of hoes called sharon or tracy who think they look buff in fake burberry n louis vuitton n who can't talk properly cause they r busy suckin cocks
Sharon:Alrite Trace
Tracy:fine fanks ta but i cant talk na ive got me mouf full
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a whole county full of retards. No one knows how a whole county turned out so disfigured and wrong.
eww, he looks like he's from essex
by Anubis March 21, 2004
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home of phiwl hudson an genuine dirt hole so no wonder he turned out how he did
by ben December 6, 2004
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