The people who wrote most of the good definitions for the word editor. They weed out the idiotic defintions, and o.k. the good. They are my heroes.
ME. I AM AN EDITOR. You knew that was coming
Idiotic UD patron: "Julie
A smart, funny girl who everyone is jealous of because I am her boyfriend."
Me: "Not my fault you didn't read the rules dude.
D-E-N-I-E-D!"
Idiotic UD patron: "Julie
A smart, funny girl who everyone is jealous of because I am her boyfriend."
Me: "Not my fault you didn't read the rules dude.
D-E-N-I-E-D!"
by SushiMan May 25, 2008
by GoFkYourselfff May 13, 2013
by jajajudy May 8, 2008
A despicable, anal retentive human being whose only goal is to annoy a writer enough to inspire him or her. Their repressed sexual desires are shown through their egomaniacal, useless insertions in bold print, underlines, or annoying italics suggesting the writer does not understand what the writer is saying. An editor also receives distinct carnal pleasure in titling works for a writer, often not pertaining at all to the work. Examples include "Sense and Sensibility" and "Pride and Prejudice" as well as "Joe Biden Entitled To Better Media Coverage."
Editors do not understand what a dash is and refuse to accept that they do not know comma rules.
Editors do not understand what a dash is and refuse to accept that they do not know comma rules.
An editor's work:
I went to the bathroom and could not find toilet paper -- there was none. // reword this, it's awkward. I suggest "I went to the bathroom and could not find the toilet paper, there was none."
Editor: When I titled your article something that had nothing to do with your article, I came. After I added this paragraph about how little sense your paper made, I italicized the paragraph and came again. Then, I drank several quarts of scotch and, comma spliced.
I went to the bathroom and could not find toilet paper -- there was none. // reword this, it's awkward. I suggest "I went to the bathroom and could not find the toilet paper, there was none."
Editor: When I titled your article something that had nothing to do with your article, I came. After I added this paragraph about how little sense your paper made, I italicized the paragraph and came again. Then, I drank several quarts of scotch and, comma spliced.
by annoyedjournalist October 25, 2008
by Anand M May 23, 2007
these fuckin assholes that reject all of the good definitions and allow all of the shitty ones. they also give blowjobs to each other and look at gay porn cause theyre gay.
Writer: Urban Dictionary keeps rejecting my definitions!
Editors: Sorry about that. We were too distracted playing World of Warcraft to care about what you had to say.
Editors: Sorry about that. We were too distracted playing World of Warcraft to care about what you had to say.
by person20 November 2, 2013
Jack: "I demand to know which bastard is the Editor in charge of approving our new definitions!!!"
Jill: "LOL, sure thing, Jack. Go talk to those three crazy guys over there behind the giant curtain."
Jill: "LOL, sure thing, Jack. Go talk to those three crazy guys over there behind the giant curtain."
by j<>j January 19, 2013