The most sexiest, hottest, smartest and did I say sexy yet? People know that this guy is a badass. He’s got a massive dongle and a big heart. He is funny, smart and overall, caring.
by fortnitemasterxd123 November 14, 2019
gives raisins to kids on Halloween
married to Karen
will only drink beer from a pre-chilled glass
needs to talk to the manager if someone’s sitting at HIS table at the pub
drives a Range Rover
his walk-in wardrobe has polo tops and loafers in every colour
married to Karen
will only drink beer from a pre-chilled glass
needs to talk to the manager if someone’s sitting at HIS table at the pub
drives a Range Rover
his walk-in wardrobe has polo tops and loafers in every colour
Omg Darren do you have to talk to the manager every time the bartender pours you a beer with a head that isn’t 2.78cm exactly?!!
by dazzaisapig February 15, 2020
Walking like a dagger with swagger. That slicked back hair stops and makes you stare. That deep dark gaze leaves you feeling like your amongst a maze. Da bowl isn't left empty with a smolder like dat. Big for your boots...more like wretched cheap books.
person 1- whats that?
person 2- I can smell that izi meyaki from miles away!
person 1 - ITS A DARREN
person 2- This beep just got real
person 2- I can smell that izi meyaki from miles away!
person 1 - ITS A DARREN
person 2- This beep just got real
by charlottedaboibackoffinnit February 6, 2020
An annoying lil kid that nobody likes and butts in every goddamn Conversation in this planet and looks like a snapping turtle.
Person: Get The Fuck away from me Darren you look like a motherfucking snapping turtle.
Darren:I will bite you bitch
Darren:I will bite you bitch
by Keemstar'sDad6996969LOLO May 30, 2017
A really cool jerk. I love to sit on the phone with him while he's with his friends. He's so sweet. He's also a meanie, but I don't mind. :)
by Sara, No H November 28, 2009
by fortnitemasterxd123 April 30, 2020
by wilson joe October 21, 2019