"dudee these crocs are so sick come on you gotta get a pair"
"check out the design you look like friggen spiderman!"
"check out the design you look like friggen spiderman!"
by crocs suck July 17, 2008
Crocs are shoes invented for fags - not the one you inhale retard - but the shoe type.
these shoes were invented by a blind man with no taste in women. made by Crocs, Inc. is a shoe manufacturer founded by entrepreneur George B. Boedecker, Jr. to produce and distribute a stupid plastic clog design acquired from a Quebec company called Foam Creations -also stupid - The shoe had originally been developed as a spa shoe. The first model produced by Crocs, the Crocs Beach, was unveiled in 2002 at the Ft. Lauderdale Boat Show, and sold out the 200 pairs produced at that time - what kinda fool buys these !?
these shoes were invented by a blind man with no taste in women. made by Crocs, Inc. is a shoe manufacturer founded by entrepreneur George B. Boedecker, Jr. to produce and distribute a stupid plastic clog design acquired from a Quebec company called Foam Creations -also stupid - The shoe had originally been developed as a spa shoe. The first model produced by Crocs, the Crocs Beach, was unveiled in 2002 at the Ft. Lauderdale Boat Show, and sold out the 200 pairs produced at that time - what kinda fool buys these !?
by Mr.Haywood.U.Blomie May 25, 2010
I will only date guys who wear their crocs with tube socks & manties.
My boyfriend and I have matching crocs.
My boyfriend and I have matching crocs.
by Kel-Kan December 8, 2015
Crocs are just giant feet condoms with holes in them: they prevent you from getting laid, they don't totally protect you, and they look rather silly.
by ScarlettaFermatta December 29, 2015
Crocs are the best shoe ever invented. Crocs were originally designed to be the perfect boating shoe but turned out to be so much more than that. Crocs come in an extremely wide range of colors and styles. You can also spice your crocs up with jibbitz like Peppa Pig or Spidey. These lil beauties can do anything. Wear em to the pool or beach, wear em to the store, wear em to prom, wear em wherever you fricken want baby. You can even run in those bad boys, just be sure to put the strap back to ensure that they are in sports mode. Get yourself a pair of crocs. I'm telling you they will change your life and your soul.
by shaquille oatmeal April 13, 2019
Trevor "That chick from Hanson is hot as"
Richard "That dude is a chick"
Trevor "No she ain't, what a load of croc!"
man "I totally wrecked that chick last night"
man 2 "That chick was a dude"
man "Thats croc man"
Richard "That dude is a chick"
Trevor "No she ain't, what a load of croc!"
man "I totally wrecked that chick last night"
man 2 "That chick was a dude"
man "Thats croc man"
by simslikewoohoo September 22, 2008
person 1: dude have you seen that guy running, he is so fast!
person 2: it is because he is wearing crocs in sports mode!!!
person 2: it is because he is wearing crocs in sports mode!!!
by ilovecrocs69 September 2, 2022