friendly compass 

A big, spicy boner.

Butters: *gasp* Daaadd... hey Dad!
Mr. Stotch: What?
Butters: My wiener is all stiff and pointy.
Mr. Stotch: Oh, well, Butters, that's just the friendly compass. See, whenever you have friends in the area your little compass there tells you where they are. Its pointing up because Jesus is your friend.
Butters: Thanks Dad!

See "So Long Sarcastaball" (Season 16: Sarcastaball) clip on SouthParkStudios.com for the video. Starts at 1:15.

friendly compass by stallioon September 27, 2012

blood compass 

Especially useful for adrenaline junkies, and those who love all things to do with the great outdoors. If some crazy maneuver, jackassesque like stunt, hard fall, or animal attack results in blood you now know you should adjust, prepare or tweak your attempt #2 (or #3-100) accordingly. Hence the event that rocked you to the point of bleeding has become your blood compass.

"Damn! Did you see how bad Gavin road-rashed his face after attempting that small-margin-for-error landing from skydiving with skis on?"

"Yeah, he got fahked up! That move is definitely his new blood compass now."

blood compass by swissmisz September 12, 2014

Inverted Compass 

A professional Dota 2 name , They are known for their distinct way of play .

Guy1: Let's gank pa , we don't want her to be farmed !

Guy 2 : We are playing against inverted compass , the real carry is crystal maiden !

Inverted Compass by Dimitri2222 May 6, 2015

Moral compass 

Term referring to the inner feeling someone gets when deciding whether or not something is right or wrong.

Our moral compass is far different.

Moral compass by PineappleJuice March 1, 2015

Word compass 

A tool a person uses to help them think of more word slang they can you in a sentence or phase

Jessica can you help me think of some slang words so I can bad mouth justin.

Sarah just use the word compass it will help you think about some. Here.

Thanks Sarah. It just came up with a list of phrases that are really good. I can call him a thirsty
Or a thot

Word compass by Cinnamon sheen March 11, 2014

Booze Compass

The instinct that leads you home when you're blackout drunk.

Phil: "How'd you get home last night?"
Greg: "I'm not really sure. I woke up fully clothed face down on my bed. I must have take the Booze Compass"

Booze Compass by big pole charlotte February 3, 2006

political compass memes 

everyone is a clown here

Person 1: Hey, want to look at the political compass memes subreddit?
Person 2: No, if I wanted to look at clowns I would go to the circus.

political compass memes by stupid clown August 8, 2021