Collateral Laughage 

-noun
1. Invoking laughter on an unintended person.

Guy one: "Dude, what are you laughing at?"

Guy two: "I oversaw on this dudes computer, Two Girls One Cup video"

Guy one: "That's not cool, man!"

Guy two: "No man, the dude's reaction! Caused major collateral laughage man!"

Collateral Laughage by Padenormous February 27, 2011

Collateral Clout 

Clout gained via the collateral damage of social media posts you’re tagged in

Yo tag me in that story, I look fire. I’m trying to get some collateral clout!

Collateral Clout by ZUBS@$!@ December 11, 2019

collateral fappage 

The other, unattractive people in a picture or video you're masturbating to

Man, I totally rubbed one out to those shots of Lindsay Lohan topless. Her mom was in the background, though - total collateral fappage.

collateral fappage by Johnny Herp Derp August 16, 2011

collateral shopping 

Things you bought when you were shopping for something else

I just went out for a pair of shoes but I spent over $300 on collateral shopping

collateral shopping by Andy Froud June 7, 2007

Collateral Damage Pussy 

Pussy that was not intended for you, but attained none the less, by being in the right place at the right time.

Guy 1: "Wow, i was wasted last night. How in the hell did I end up with sara in my bed??"

Guy 2: "Shit, I'll tell you how, she came over for me but I passed out on the couch."

Guy 1: "Oh yeah thats right, there was no one else awake. Damn, i love getting hit with collateral damage pussy!"

Collateral Damage Pussy by Hijo De Ricardo December 5, 2010

Collateral Cock 

The event when a fat ugly chick uses her hot friend in order to get laid.

Damn dude, Sally was fucking awesome in the sack, but I had to give her fugly friend some collateral cock or she wouldn't let me hit it.

Collateral Cock by irishpatrick03 August 5, 2008

collateral damage 

This phenomenon occurs when you drop a turd and the impact of the poo on the water sprays your butt-cheeks with a mocha coloured combination of dookie and toilet water. Most of the time collateral damage occurs when slaying diarrhea, since the glugy like substance enters the water at a fast rate thus creating alot of spray. Furthermore collateral damage occurs when taking a huge, but clean and fast individual log that enters the water in such a manner that it creates a fluctuation in water surface sending water particles to your ass. This is a weird sensation and is most effectively avoided by laying a thin layer of toilet paper in the toilet giving your beazley a smooth landing surface. Also this phenomenon can be avoided by dropping a grogan, which is a marvel if achieved since only the strong and the wise can do this.

"My ass is wetter than an indonesian swamp after that collateral damage"

"I just slopped the fattest diarrhea which caused monstrous collateral damage"

"Theres collateral damage all over the bathroom wall after i dropped that insane beazley!"

collateral damage by beazley ripper ft. G napes May 25, 2010