by LaQuinta June 12, 2008
by Rand0mw0rds July 12, 2008
Small pieces of feces, that cling to the ass like nobody's business. Usually caused by ass hair that grabs hold and doesn't wanna let go of the shit piece.
I wiped my ass, I went in the front yard during the afternoon and sprayed my ass with the hose, and still those pesky cling-ons are still there, my only last resort is to burn them off.
by Scooter McFadden April 19, 2004
A fling where one of the two involved turns out to be a clinger. Person #1 just planned on having a one time fling and person #2 is a stage 5 clinger.
"Man, I had a one-night stand with a girl on spring break and it turned out to be to a 'cling fling' -- she won't stop txting and calling me!"
by bobbybo137 March 28, 2009
Window clings made of gel, often sold in theme packs for different seasons. Sometimes are in the shape of animals or letters. They are very colourful and sparkle when the sun shines through them. Often sold at dollar stores or at other places for a low cost.
A fun way to decorate your room.
A fun way to decorate your room.
by Figure.10 May 19, 2009
Cling-ons {Noun; Pronouced: kling-awns}
An unnoticed and fragmentary amount of fecal matter consigned to either the fabric of one's undergarments or the pubic hairs in and around the vicinity of the anus that were not collected by toilet paper during the aftermath of a bowel movement.
An unnoticed and fragmentary amount of fecal matter consigned to either the fabric of one's undergarments or the pubic hairs in and around the vicinity of the anus that were not collected by toilet paper during the aftermath of a bowel movement.
As in: These cling-ons are making my pants lumpy.
Or: The cling-ons held fast for dear life as the toilet paper circled around for another pass.
Or: The cling-ons held fast for dear life as the toilet paper circled around for another pass.
by CraigUnderscore February 8, 2009
A sexual position in which the female hangs from the male’s body, using her arms, from the neck and the torso. Once in this pendulus position, the male squeezes the torso of the female with his elbows, and shakes them. In addition, he begins aggressively thrusting with his hips. The combination of the rapid shaking from the elbows and the rapid thrusting from the hips, creates an immense orgasm for the female.
by SkeletonSoup69 September 3, 2022