a city that i live in that isn't that bad when i think of it. sure, our sports teams suck. sure, we have a lot of crime downtown. well... i actually have nothing nice to say about cincinnati, except there are a lot of malls. i live in the suburbs, so its not that bad where i live.
founded in 1967 by germans, they named it cincinnati, which of course in german means "anal hair."
by clevelandsteamer August 6, 2005
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A lot of people on here may think that Cincinnati is all great and fun. They say you can't judge it unless you have been there, but I live here and it is boring as shit about 90% of the time. If you are a tourist and you had to choose between Cincinnati and somewhere else, go somewhere else. No one in their right mind would ever want to vacation here. The whether is always crappy, the sports teams here always disappoint, and there is nothing to do.
Hey should I go to Cincinnati or Chicago?

Don't ever go to Cincinnati. It is a huge waste of time.
by crispytaters69 February 2, 2015
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While you have the misfortune of being here, skip loveland.
by Blame canada June 16, 2003
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A bad choice of record usually played by whack Dj's, see also Miami
by Jon November 15, 2003
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A great city that I did not appreciate until I left. I miss it and despite what people say, it is a great place. There are plenty of fun things to do and it is definatley rebuilding. GO BENGALS!
Sam: Where are you from?
Julie: Cincinnati
Sam: Wow! I've heard thats a great place!
by iheartcincy May 4, 2004
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if anybody wants a true definition of cincinnati read this and i would advise you to ingore almost everything written about cincinnati on this site. here is the true cincinnati. cincinnati is a great city. it sits on the ohio river in the southwest corner of ohio, population over 300,000. it was once the one of the most famous cities back in the 1800's and early part of the 1900's, it was basicly the L.A before L.A was built. it was also one of the major cities used for the underground railroad. the population actually almost reached a million at one time. then in the 80's it began loosing population rapidly due to the increasing crime because of crack entering the city, and today is still struggling with crime, it's actually always mentioned in the 20 worst citys in america. also dayton, a city alittle to the north is much worst. there has been racial tension recently due to police beating and killing african americans at times. also conservitives run the place with a iron first. so all of this, crime, drugs, racial tension, and extreme conservatives gives cincinnati a very bad image in the country. in reallity, cicinnati is a great city. no it's not all run by gangs and dope dealers. no it's not all the ghetto. no it's not moslty white people either, and over the rhine isn't the only part with black people, it's a even mixture of both. white and black people there don't hate each other as the media tries to tell everybody. everybody there is not conservative though they run the place. there are cool places to go. the reds and bengals won't always suck forever. AND YES, CINCINNATI/DAYTON IS MUCH COOLER THAN CLEVLAND/AKRON!!! yes cincinnati has problems, i won't deny like most do, but no differn't problems then every other urban city that have a bad reputation like detroit, chicago, new york, new orleans. we get a bad reputation just like those places when they are also great cities as well.
screw what you heard about cincinnati, we'll tell you to suck these nuts.....
by somebodycool December 19, 2007
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A town that Brody Dalle from The Distillersloves and a made song about. The song Cincinnati can be found in the drain the blood single.
The first time I've been there
In the rollin heat
I saw black love spent
and angel wings
I saw white dust choke
and kill and end the violence
by revenantguy February 14, 2005
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