chocolate chip mayonnaise

The fecal laden man-goo that covers the cock immediately after anal intercourse in which the male factor disemboques into the female's rectal opening. Similar in consistency to Campbell's cream of mushroon(condensed) or Progresso chunky style.

Our night of frollic and fun ended with a fat double serving of chocolate chip mayonnaise.

by Hari Fernandez Gonzales November 14, 2007

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jamaican chocolate chip

term used by common niggaz to insult another brethren (person of nigger descent)

Black 1: "Shut yo jamaican chocolate chip mouf!"

Black 2: "Naw cuh!!!!!!!"

by davante January 27, 2007

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Chocolate chip muffin

The sexual act done by placing ones feces under the stomach of a woman with a muffin-top

"I took one for the team and gave that stacy chick a chocolate chip muffin."

by hellsdrummerboy October 7, 2011

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chocolate chip cracker

The offspring of a black Jew and a white gigilo.

James: Ha ha! Look at Adam, what a chocolate chip cracker!

by Glomwill April 23, 2008

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chocolate chip cookie

after having anal sex with a female. the male removes his penis from her anus and wipes it on her nipples. then bends her back over on the bed and continues to have anal sex very very hard. in that process the now soiled nipples will make contact with the hopefully clean sheets. the resulting dots will leave a chocolate chip cookie pattern.

so no shit there i was doing this chick in the ass. when i pulled out, and she said you best not be done. i said, bitch im no where near done with you. so i cleaned my dick off on her tits and bent her the hell back over. after i got done railing her real hard i noticed the chocolate chip cookie on the bed. the name stuck.

by mike the great November 10, 2007

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