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Carpal toungal 

numbness and fatigue experienced after performing cunnilingus for an extended period of time
John could hardly form words after performing oral sex on his wife for a whole hour, clearly he was suffering from carpal toungal.
Carpal toungal by Mojimo July 21, 2011

carpal tunnel 

a woman with large breasts. when stated the phrase should be accompanied by the hand gesture of inward turned wrists held out in front of the upper body
dude did u see that chick she had carpal tunnel
carpal tunnel by kmaster August 25, 2008

carpal fishing 

I went Carpal Fishing with my girlfriend
carpal fishing by mrgsr April 22, 2016

Carpal Tourette's

Just like Tourette's Syndrome can cause some people to blurt out offensive curse words, Carpal Tourette's is Tourette's of the hand, as in flipping someone off. Randomly. And because stupid people exist everywhere, you're CONSTANTLY flipping them the bird.
That dumbass driver almost hit me, sorry -- I have carpal Tourette's!
Carpal Tourette's by BadAnnie March 1, 2021

Carpal Tunilingus 

The hand/wrist ache you get when going down on a girl and fingering her for a long time.
Man, Becky's on antidepressants I was rubbing her G spot and sucking her bean for like 20 minutes until I developed carpal tunilingus

Carpal Pussy Tunnel Syndrome

Carpal pussy tunnel syndrome is one of the most common hand conditions. It is caused by pressure on the median nerve in the carpal tunnel of the wrist. The carpal tunnel is a narrow passageway surrounded by bones and ligaments on the palm side of the hand. When the median nerve is compressed by fingering your women. Fingering can cause symptoms which include numbness, tingling and weakness in the thumb and fingers.
I think I got carpal pussy tunnel syndrome from fingering my wife.