The Real Abraham Lincoln first you take a gal and bring er out to a nice dinner. then, you suprise her with balcony seats to a nice show. During the second act, pull a gun on her, and shoot her, point blank, in the temple. then, fornicate with the wound, pulling out ONLY for ejaculation along her jaw line. then, shave her pubic hair, affixing it to said jaw line with the aforementioned semen as adhesive. named after our 16th president who was most well known for the emancipation proclamation, and in no way known for getting his bullet wound fucked by the guy that shot him, John Wilkes Booth.
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pete: sorry im late to our weekly poker gettogether. i had to shoot my former girlfriend in the head, fuck the hole, ejaculate on her face, shave her pubes, and make a beard out of the cummy hair.
rick: wait, you ABRAHAM LINCOLNED your former girlfriend????
pete: correctamundo!
pete: sorry im late to our weekly poker gettogether. i had to shoot my former girlfriend in the head, fuck the hole, ejaculate on her face, shave her pubes, and make a beard out of the cummy hair.
rick: wait, you ABRAHAM LINCOLNED your former girlfriend????
pete: correctamundo!
by davey, paul, charlie May 9, 2006
by LV2003 November 15, 2019
by Ivor Thirst February 9, 2005
Lincoln is not athletic, eats chips everyday,gets shot in the back of the head 04/15/1865 times. Is a wuss, has a small willy wonka. Never turns homework in, Loves black people. Ended slavery. GOD BLESS ABE
by wefromOblockshootyouinthehead March 25, 2022
by Barry_the_Hippy September 15, 2006
He was the sixteenth president of the United States who was the first one to coin the sex move an "Abe Lincoln" where one proceeds to jizz in another's face and throw pubes on the jizz creating a silly beard. He also invented Lincoln Logs and in his spare time hunted vampires attempting to free the slaves from the dark overlords of the South who were running the cotton industry. Vampires secretly created a contraption called the "tampon" where a woman stores it in her vagina during her time of the month leaving a discarded tasty snack to be consumed.
"I Abe Lincolned my friend when he was sleeping last night and he thought he finally hit puberty!"
"Well you certainly paid fine tribute to the man who saved the world from the dark plague of vampires. Abraham Lincoln you sun of a gun."
"Well you certainly paid fine tribute to the man who saved the world from the dark plague of vampires. Abraham Lincoln you sun of a gun."
by mikethegreat26 March 6, 2014
When your girlfriend is sitting in a chair and you come up behind her ever so quietly before busting a nut all over the back of her head.
It was wildly coincidental that while Susanna was watching a preview for the new Lincoln movie I gave her The Abraham Lincoln.
My girlfriend considers watching out for "The Abraham Lincoln" a form of Homeland Security.
My girlfriend considers watching out for "The Abraham Lincoln" a form of Homeland Security.
by RoyCoup November 15, 2012