Definitions by RoyCoup
The New Jersey Turnpike
Smacking your lovers face with your dick repeatedly in a haphazard, aggressive fashion thereby inducing the disorientation and aggravation one feels while driving the New Jersey Turnpike.
"Sometimes, when the moment of our love making turns especially tender, I give Brenda The New Jersey Turnpike. Just to remind her not to take anything for granted."
"Marge wanted to know what it was like growing up in New Jersey, so I gave her the New Jersey Turnpike. 'What the fuck is your problem, asshole?' she yelled after I ruined her day. Hey, she wanted to know!"
"Marge wanted to know what it was like growing up in New Jersey, so I gave her the New Jersey Turnpike. 'What the fuck is your problem, asshole?' she yelled after I ruined her day. Hey, she wanted to know!"
The New Jersey Turnpike by RoyCoup December 10, 2012
The Sittin' Bull
While laying on the ground: blowing smoke rings up your girls' pooter before she rubs her muffin button all over your gristled pork chops.
The Sittin' Bull by RoyCoup December 9, 2012
The Armpit Ambush
Brenda didn't even think I would give her The Armpit Ambush when she went to kiss me goodnight last night. She was in for quite a surprise.
The Armpit Ambush by RoyCoup December 4, 2012
Go Fish
1.) In an effort to speed up getting to know each other sexually, a couple discusses what they will or will not do in bed.
2.) Also works for VD Go Fish, wherein a couple finds out what VD's they may or may not have/have had.
2.) Also works for VD Go Fish, wherein a couple finds out what VD's they may or may not have/have had.
"Do you give blow jobs?" "Yes." "Do you swallow?" "Go fish!"
"Do you do the Kansas City Clam Bake?" "Go fish!"
"Do you have herpes?" "Go fish. Do you have chlamydia?" "Go fish!"
"What happened with Candy last night man? You guys seemed like you were hitting it off." "We were. Until we played "Go Fish" and I found out she has herpes!"
"Do you do the Kansas City Clam Bake?" "Go fish!"
"Do you have herpes?" "Go fish. Do you have chlamydia?" "Go fish!"
"What happened with Candy last night man? You guys seemed like you were hitting it off." "We were. Until we played "Go Fish" and I found out she has herpes!"
The Meat Eagle
"I thought he was lost in my intestinal wilderness, but this morning the Meat Eagle has landed!"
"The Meat Eagle has landed!"
"The Meat Eagle has landed!"
The Meat Eagle by RoyCoup November 27, 2012
The Swinging Pendulums
"I could've sworn I heard The Swinging Pendulums coming from my upstairs neighbors apartment, but I could be wrong."
"Do you think gay guys are sorry for us that we can't do The Swinging Pendulums because I don't have testicles?" "Nah, your over-sized labia lips do just fine, Brenda."
"Do you think gay guys are sorry for us that we can't do The Swinging Pendulums because I don't have testicles?" "Nah, your over-sized labia lips do just fine, Brenda."
The Swinging Pendulums by RoyCoup November 27, 2012
The Dolly Parton
"Brenda and I did The Dolly Parton last night. We sang 'Islands in the Stream.' I think I lover her, man." "Heavy."
The Dolly Parton by RoyCoup November 16, 2012