"My goodness, Brenda. You have a smashing pair of jumboolies.""Thanks, Roy."
"So this girl was walkin' down the street with these massive jumboolies just out for the whole world to see and I had to look. I just had to."
"So this girl was walkin' down the street with these massive jumboolies just out for the whole world to see and I had to look. I just had to."
by RoyCoup November 17, 2012
When your lover is lying on the floor and you give them a facial reminiscent of the stylings of abstract expressionist painter Jackson Pollock.
Or, an abstract expressionist facial.
Or, an abstract expressionist facial.
Mariam wanted to prove that she was a purveyor of the fine arts, so last night I gave her The Jackson Pollock.
I told my wife I was feeling creative while we were having sex last night. She thought I meant anal. She was relieved when I told her I had The Jackson Pollock in mind.
I told my wife I was feeling creative while we were having sex last night. She thought I meant anal. She was relieved when I told her I had The Jackson Pollock in mind.
by RoyCoup November 15, 2012
Brenda didn't even think I would give her The Armpit Ambush when she went to kiss me goodnight last night. She was in for quite a surprise.
by RoyCoup November 29, 2012
While laying on the ground: blowing smoke rings up your girls' pooter before she rubs her muffin button all over your gristled pork chops.
by RoyCoup December 09, 2012
When you bang without moving your hips or shoulders in an effort to be discrete.
also known as, River Dance Fucking.
also known as, River Dance Fucking.
Brenda's grandparents are over for the holidays. They're both blind and deaf, so we've been doing The River Dance Fuck all over the house.
"Honey, I think there's a couple in that phone booth River Dance Fucking." "How can you be sure?"
Once we figured out that people could only see our heads and shoulders, Brenda and I made The River Dance Fuck behind the dumpster at Curly's Smokehouse a Friday night ritual.
"Honey, I think there's a couple in that phone booth River Dance Fucking." "How can you be sure?"
Once we figured out that people could only see our heads and shoulders, Brenda and I made The River Dance Fuck behind the dumpster at Curly's Smokehouse a Friday night ritual.
by RoyCoup November 15, 2012
Smacking your lovers face with your dick repeatedly in a haphazard, aggressive fashion thereby inducing the disorientation and aggravation one feels while driving the New Jersey Turnpike.
"Sometimes, when the moment of our love making turns especially tender, I give Brenda The New Jersey Turnpike. Just to remind her not to take anything for granted."
"Marge wanted to know what it was like growing up in New Jersey, so I gave her the New Jersey Turnpike. 'What the fuck is your problem, asshole?' she yelled after I ruined her day. Hey, she wanted to know!"
"Marge wanted to know what it was like growing up in New Jersey, so I gave her the New Jersey Turnpike. 'What the fuck is your problem, asshole?' she yelled after I ruined her day. Hey, she wanted to know!"
by RoyCoup December 10, 2012
"I thought he was lost in my intestinal wilderness, but this morning the Meat Eagle has landed!"
"The Meat Eagle has landed!"
"The Meat Eagle has landed!"
by RoyCoup November 22, 2012