kiss a scooter rider day

on October 27th kiss a scooter rider, girls this is your day to kiss a scooter rider

it’s kiss a scooter rider day , let’s make out

kiss a scooter rider day by wsg maki October 4, 2021

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Souter Cooter Polluter on a Scooter

While driving on your yellow Vespa past a female waiting at a bus stop you invite her to take a ride on your hog. When she approaches thinking you meant the yellow Vespa you flop out your other hog and yell "Check out this broad Marbury" at which point she will undoubtedly want to engage in intercourse. Just before you both are about to achieve simultaneous orgasm you must promptly reach into your backpack and retrieve your tukey baster which is then inserted in her cooter. Turkey gravy is then squirted deep into her fallopian tubes.

Agnes thought she was about to have the best Thursday ever, but instead her mysterious stranger pulled a Souter Cooter Polluter on a Scooter and now her box smelled like Thanksgiving.

Souter Cooter Polluter on a Scooter by Slaughterhouse April 24, 2007

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pulled a scottie

when one person does or says something that prevents another from scoring with the other sex. Also known as a cockblock of massive magnitute

I was so in that girls pants until john pulled a scottie and told her i had herpes!!

pulled a scottie by burnin phoenix November 9, 2008

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Doing a Scotty

To be in a position to make the most difference, then make a complete pigs breakfast of it only to then try and take credit for other peoples hard work when they fix it.

We almost lost the game, but our strikers managed to get one extra goal - now our goalie is 'doing a scotty'.

Doing a Scotty by Mooseticles August 30, 2021