Being a Karen/Kevin: (Predicate Nominative Phrase): A crime punishable by law equal in consequence to false reporting, defamation of character and/or murder. Definition: When a white person involves themselves without prompting in the life or business of a person of color, who is not committing any crime, in order to jeopardize their ability to pursue happiness, maintain freedom(s), and/or preserve their own life--potentially stripping said person(s) of their inalienable rights. Karens and Kevins commit this crime (categorized under False Reporting and Defamation of Character & up to Murder, in rare cases) under the guise of care and concern and offering a helping hand(however incapable), entitlement, and/or unsolicited Saviorism if their intentions are good or ignorant, yet the impact on targeted people of color is exactly the same. More often this crime is committed with mal-intent by overt racists who proudly jeopardize the life, liberty, and pursuit of happiness of said victims of color. This crime is punishable by law, usually at the level of misdemeanor to felony, but the offender may receive up to a life sentence, if there is loss of life or punitive damages as a result of a Karen's/Kevin's carefully, careless actions.

Being a Karen/Kevin should be a crime punishable to the full extent of the law. A Karen made a false report on me saying that I harassed children under the age of 18 in my neighborhood. I've been through 6 months of court proceedings, but thankfully, my lawyer has assured me that I will walk out of the courtroom with him; if I were to be charged with this misdemeanor, I may no longer have unsupervised visits with my kids, and my 22-year-teaching career would end if I were blacklisted.

Being a Karen/Kevin by Dr. Helix Nebula December 16, 2023

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kevin is a sore loser

Kevin is a sore loser who loses a bet and doesn't pay the other person back . He often makes up excuses when it comes to him losing. He never plays fair and square and always has a problem giving the money up. He often tells you smd cause he never wants to lose. He still thinks he is in highschool

kevin is a sore loser who never pays his debt.

kevin is a sore loser by Justin Rameriez June 19, 2017

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Kevin in a Box

a bad ass burger made made from sticking a jack in the box chicken sandwich, jr backon, and taco all together as one.

Lets go to jack in the box and make a Kevin in a box.

Kevin in a Box by Shenlong January 23, 2010

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