A culinary mishap in which a male cook handles dry or fresh chiles and then uses the restroom to urinate--thereby touching his penis with chile-infused fingers and causing some of the worst pain known to male-kind.
For the female version, see Spicy taco.
For the female version, see Spicy taco.
"I was putting some pasillas into the soup, got a call from our vendor, and then ran to take a leak. As I was washing my hands I realized I gave myself a spicy chorizo so bad I had to break out the milk."
by CookinSpain November 5, 2014
A middle aged gay man who likes to sniff the spicy penal sausage of uncircumcised Jotos before taking them in his mouth.
by Gaysofthunder69 January 31, 2020
Dude did you see Pedro leave the bar with those two fat white chicks last night?
Yeah dude! He for sure made a Mexican chorizo sandwich!!
Yeah dude! He for sure made a Mexican chorizo sandwich!!
by Shanemane September 14, 2021
by ssfltc1 February 4, 2022
Chorizo or chouriço is a type of pork sausage. In Europe, chorizo is a fermented, cured, smoked sausage, which may be sliced and eaten without cooking, or added as an ingredient to add flavor to other dishes. Elsewhere, some sausages sold as chorizo may not be fermented and cured, and require cooking before eating.
by Lostlogic_ January 4, 2021
The word is Pronounced Chorifo but the idiots in the UK and US and basically every non-Spanish area pronounces it choritso.
Chorizo
Chorizo
by 👃🏿Quandale Dingle👃🏿 July 28, 2022
Cholo slang world for "cop", derived from the word "pig" also used as a slang for cop, since chorizos are spicy sausages made from pork.
by Kingpin Felipe November 24, 2022