designer poverty

'designer poverty' is a man that makes poor financial decisions by wearing branded clothes, chains & watches but living on his Mums' floor dodging bailiffs.

Mandem - "Rah, check that yout out mans got more diamonds around his neck than Rwanda"
Mandem 2 - "Nah bro, mans in designer poverty. My man told me he can't afford the monthly payments on his car."

by Theo Mulenga April 2, 2020

designated sucker

the friend in your group, (who's naturally a hoe), sucks all the crusty dicks you don't want to.

Amber: Ew Sarah, that ratchet old man just asked me to give him a blowjob!

*Amber and Sarah look back at their friend Paisley *

Sarah: You know what to do, designated sucker. Drop to those ashy knees and start sucking.

by Frankfucker June 15, 2017

outerior designer

swag squared

Guy knows how to drass, must be an outerior designer

by eschh November 14, 2011

order by design, inc

A company made for multitasking. Interior design, home staging, and professional organizing, all from the same corporation.
Fantastic company that is known for over-delivering.
Shouldn't a designer be able to organize, and visa versa? We think so!

Order By Design, Inc. is the only source I use !

by OBDWhatalife1285 July 19, 2017

design sprint

When trying to solve a software/UX design problem you sit in a room for 5 days with your asshole coworkers and jerk each other off with fake data you’ve collected from coworkers not on the design sprint team. This leads to making product decisions that affect your entire company - but, even if nobody likes what "solutions" you've come up with management dictates you implement some of them because you’d rather have something to show for sitting in a room

all week than admit it was just a huge waste of time and shareholder money.

Joey is always excited to run the design sprints because it means yet another week of him not doing any real work and the entire company finding out he is a sham.

by jjshabadoo November 6, 2017

CRUD Designer

A digital product designer.

A person asks, "What do you do for a living?"

Another responds, "I'm a CRUD Designer - I digital and build interfaces that create, read, update and delete."

by Blinkfish May 23, 2025

Designated Carryer

The friend who always has a bag on them and inevitably ends up carrying all of the groups shit.

David: "Hey dude, put this in your bag will ya?"
Sharon: "Oh, can you take this too?"
Paul: "Can you carry this for me as well?"
Mikey: "Why am I always the Designated Carryer?"

by BlueXander May 25, 2023