commit

To push a pawn in chess

One you commit your pawn to c4, it weakens d4 because, well pawns can't go backward

by atorpy July 11, 2022

Commit Tentacle Church

For when your D&D party doesn't want to deal with the DM's bullshit, and just burns down the building/church/tower that contains the encounter that they had worked for weeks on.

"You see several Mind Flayers through the open doors of the church. Will you go inside to confront them and save the town?"
"We're going to burn it down."
"What?"
"We're going to Commit Tentacle Church on it."

by Marven Songsteel December 2, 2019

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<.7.9.7.6.>Only The Circle Abrasion Will Be Expressed Through Killing That I commit<.7.9.7.6>

by 456AtabavA343 June 4, 2025

go commit die

if someone says this, go commit die

person 1: eqwedfghjgtq3erdityuf
person 2: go commit die

by yous3rname September 29, 2021

yeetus yeetus commit self deletus

a harry potter spell. it is one of the Unforgivable curses

voldemort: Yeetus yeetus commit self deletus
everyone: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

by yeetus yeetus commit self dele April 28, 2023

Commit Dead Baby

The act of dying, and or killing someone in discrete manner. Often by the proxy of overmedicating.

Did you hear about Ginger? Turns out she pulled a Commit Dead Baby. I guess she shouldn’t have taken all that birth control.

by BenDober September 4, 2019

Go Commit Die

For when you want someone to kill themselves but you bad grammar.

Me: Go commit die
You: You are hallucinating again aren't you, George? Stop being an idiot say kys.

by Idiot231 February 15, 2020