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go commit vital disfunctions

This is a serious insult. Noone will ever use this, unless you are a murderer. It is incredibly strong, and will decimate.
It is started with the go commit insult.
person1: "yo fam ur mom gay"
person2: "no u bitch kys lol xd fag"
person3: "Guys, don't make me do it."
person 1 and 2: "lol bitch do it i dare you"
person3: "Alright... Go commit vital disfunctions."
*person 1 and 2 absolutely explode and are sent to another dimension where demons stick lollipops up bumholes*
by hotboylookingtomingle November 22, 2018
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Go commit alt+f4 urself

The most deadly insult of all, if you say this to someone, they will instantly disappear from existence.
You should go commit alt+f4 urself kid, ur trash
by SpeedIsKey746 January 5, 2023
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commit despacito

Similar to go commit die. Very poweful not to be used lightly. After use, this phrase prevents your victim from coming back, as well as engaging their cringe detectors to the maximum amount possible, making total annihilation the only outcome.
by Spicy_Memer April 2, 2024
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commit

To push a pawn in chess
One you commit your pawn to c4, it weakens d4 because, well pawns can't go backward
by atorpy July 11, 2022
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commit toaster bath

suicide in fancier words.
by suffocation_is_lol December 27, 2022
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commit

to upload your files
he just committed and pushed his files!
by balakeallan February 2, 2022
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