Suicide.
Source: In the critically acclaimed MMORPG Final Fantasy XIV a new system was introduced in patch 7.25 in which players can assign actions to their current jobs from phantom jobs in a special zone. One of these actions is called "Predict" for Phantom Oracle, that allows to execute a variety of actions depending of the current prediction, one such action is Starfall which deals over 300k damage to enemies while also causing 90% of max health damage to the user. This action usually kills the user if they're actively receiving damage, hence the killing oneself connection, as using it without shields or damage mitigation is likely to be a suicidal move.
Alternative use: Commit False Prediction. If the user does not activate any actions following the 4 cycled predictions from"Predict", a deadly debuff is applied to the user for 30 seconds, causing 50k damage per second (average max health is below 200k for tanks).
Source: In the critically acclaimed MMORPG Final Fantasy XIV a new system was introduced in patch 7.25 in which players can assign actions to their current jobs from phantom jobs in a special zone. One of these actions is called "Predict" for Phantom Oracle, that allows to execute a variety of actions depending of the current prediction, one such action is Starfall which deals over 300k damage to enemies while also causing 90% of max health damage to the user. This action usually kills the user if they're actively receiving damage, hence the killing oneself connection, as using it without shields or damage mitigation is likely to be a suicidal move.
Alternative use: Commit False Prediction. If the user does not activate any actions following the 4 cycled predictions from"Predict", a deadly debuff is applied to the user for 30 seconds, causing 50k damage per second (average max health is below 200k for tanks).
"I don't want to live anymore... I'M GOING TO COMMIT STARFALL!"
"You're so bad at this game, you should uninstall or commit Starfall."
"You're so bad at this game, you should uninstall or commit Starfall."
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Do you have a funny joke or story? How about a favorite song or a picture from the past that makes you laugh?
Let’s have some fun.
A Commitment Playshop is the act of turning work into play, finding joy in doing the things that need to be done to push our ideas and dreams forward while honoring our commitments. It transforms work into a playful, engaging experience, encouraging participants to immerse themselves in their tasks with a sense of wonder, excitement, and experimentation. All things are possible, and participants are more involved in what feels like a dream playdate, where creativity, collaboration, and fun are at the forefront, all while staying true to our commitments (things done with love).
-The Focus is on infusing playfulness into tasks related to our passion projects and commitments, making the process enjoyable and invigorating.
-The Structure is designed with flexible, dynamic activities that blend work, music, jokes, and play seamlessly. They may include creative exercises and collaborative projects that align with the participants' commitments.
-The Tone is lighthearted & enthusiastic, fostering a positive, inspiring atmosphere where participants feel free to explore and innovate.
-And Participants are encouraged to engage deeply & joyfully with tasks, bringing a playful mindset and willset to the work that needs to be done.
-The Desired Outcome is to make progress on commitments, ideas, & dreams while enjoying the journey.
Do you have a funny joke or story? How about a favorite song or a picture from the past that makes you laugh?
Let’s have some fun.
A Commitment Playshop is the act of turning work into play, finding joy in doing the things that need to be done to push our ideas and dreams forward while honoring our commitments. It transforms work into a playful, engaging experience, encouraging participants to immerse themselves in their tasks with a sense of wonder, excitement, and experimentation. All things are possible, and participants are more involved in what feels like a dream playdate, where creativity, collaboration, and fun are at the forefront, all while staying true to our commitments (things done with love).
-The Focus is on infusing playfulness into tasks related to our passion projects and commitments, making the process enjoyable and invigorating.
-The Structure is designed with flexible, dynamic activities that blend work, music, jokes, and play seamlessly. They may include creative exercises and collaborative projects that align with the participants' commitments.
-The Tone is lighthearted & enthusiastic, fostering a positive, inspiring atmosphere where participants feel free to explore and innovate.
-And Participants are encouraged to engage deeply & joyfully with tasks, bringing a playful mindset and willset to the work that needs to be done.
-The Desired Outcome is to make progress on commitments, ideas, & dreams while enjoying the journey.
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