Paint a Cape

When a male ejaculates all over a woman’s back

Im going to hit it from the back and paint a cape on dat bitch

by LilStingRay January 18, 2022

Cape-Tackle

An attempted tackle often performed by terrible rugby players in which the player jumps on the opposing players back. He is then helplessly dragged behind like a cape. Also known as the backpack or koala tackle.

Son, I am disappoint at your ridiculous cape-tackle attempt.

by Phantomofthelolpera March 8, 2011

mikey capes

better than a henry green

mikey capes is better than henry green

by III MC III June 12, 2011

Period cape

A garment of clothing tied around a woman's waist that covers her butt concealing any accidental period seepage.

That chick must be on the rag. Check out her period cape

by Big C 68 February 25, 2017

Starchy Cape

A towel or blanket that is designated as a cum rag that Serves a dual purpose of cleaning the vagina of a guest after sex.

Instead of giving her a new towel to clean herself with, I gave her my starchy cape.

by Huski_Won_Kenobi January 30, 2023

Cape dragger

A person who is lazy and incompetent.

Man, look at that darn cape dragger over there, he doesn’t know or care what’s going on.

by Jean Claude October 1, 2018

boxer cape

When you poo and some TP stays stuck to your ass

"I'm so fucking embarassed, I had a boxer cape for like 2 hours dude.

by StarmanRJK January 18, 2017