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Sam

A fat sloth term, mostly a person who is oozing around meaninglessly and stinks like outdated cookies. He can speak french and do french assignments.Sam is an overall retarded figure.
SAM!!!
by Anonymous23145678 April 2, 2015
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Sam

A super big thot. Ignores friends to talk to gingers. Extremely petty. Pretends to be hurt to get out stuff. Is addicted to caffeine and has coffee breath. And father has the dean of students at the high school.
Me: Why aren't swimming today
Sam: I have loose tendons
by sandwichmaker2004 December 6, 2018
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Sam

Sam is probably one of the most psychological fucked person you'll ever meet. He probably seems quiet and sometimes quite loud with friends, he seems normal but he could snap at anyone moment. He has a lot of things boiling in his mind but doesn't let them out and when he does you better make sure your not in a room with him
Wow you see that guy over there
Yeah he's such a sam
by Big boy tomato February 2, 2020
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Sam

Sam means the name of one person who is:

Super

At

Masterbation

But Can't Masterbate because there is nothing that he/She has to Masterbate with.
by SomeKidThatKnowsShit2 June 18, 2017
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Sam

A really gay guy who still dates 4 girls per day
He has a fetish for outlets and trucks, as well as yeezys and, therefore, very expensive condoms
Oh your Sam stay away I don’t want to go to bed with you
You have mental issues? You must be Sam.
by Outlet Advocate November 13, 2018
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Sam

Person 1: is that sam
Person 2: the Gaylord? Fuck him
by Uranium bombs 420 January 20, 2018
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Sam

Cruuuusty face boy
Sam has a very crusty faaace
by Fungus the dinosaur May 10, 2018
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