A fat sloth term, mostly a person who is oozing around meaninglessly and stinks like outdated cookies. He can speak french and do french assignments.Sam is an overall retarded figure.
SAM!!!
by Anonymous23145678 April 2, 2015

A super big thot. Ignores friends to talk to gingers. Extremely petty. Pretends to be hurt to get out stuff. Is addicted to caffeine and has coffee breath. And father has the dean of students at the high school.
by sandwichmaker2004 December 6, 2018

Sam is probably one of the most psychological fucked person you'll ever meet. He probably seems quiet and sometimes quite loud with friends, he seems normal but he could snap at anyone moment. He has a lot of things boiling in his mind but doesn't let them out and when he does you better make sure your not in a room with him
by Big boy tomato February 2, 2020

Sam means the name of one person who is:
Super
At
Masterbation
But Can't Masterbate because there is nothing that he/She has to Masterbate with.
Super
At
Masterbation
But Can't Masterbate because there is nothing that he/She has to Masterbate with.
by SomeKidThatKnowsShit2 June 18, 2017

A really gay guy who still dates 4 girls per day
He has a fetish for outlets and trucks, as well as yeezys and, therefore, very expensive condoms
He has a fetish for outlets and trucks, as well as yeezys and, therefore, very expensive condoms
by Outlet Advocate November 13, 2018

by Uranium bombs 420 January 20, 2018
