Fred: "Ah man I was doing this question and I got -17 seconds, what do I do?"
Tim: "Use Jake Piper's first law, you'll be fine"
Tim: "Use Jake Piper's first law, you'll be fine"
by unitybacon October 13, 2020
Being a Butt Wiser is the act of becoming a real wise-cracker and smart-ass through the act of smoking a glass crack pipe through your booty. You will then become known as both a pipe cracker and a crack piper, interchangeably.
"If you're begging for my root, I am afraid you'll rutabaga me booty. If you chew and swallow rutabagas, they will end up in your doodie. If you smoke a smart-ass crack pipe out of your booty, you'll be a butt wiser inside the crack piper of the mind's doodie."
by ANOTHERDEADROMEO February 25, 2023
by Extendococks January 16, 2019
by Meawesomecoollikeme June 17, 2022
A condition resulting in a vast amount of excess forskin collecting at the tip of a gentelman's penis...may smell as a consequence of the cheesey deposit found under the skin
'put it away gangster!-u got The pipers Beak bad!'
'Sorry lad...does it stink?'
'Lets av a wiff......na, ur good!'
'Sorry lad...does it stink?'
'Lets av a wiff......na, ur good!'
by Gorillamonsoon 12345 May 8, 2009
by Connections April 23, 2021
A whiny little “future marine” that can’t take a joke and hates his life. He has threatened to shoot up his school multiple times and claims that he will kill everyone. He is a mondo cunt waffle and his mom wants him to get the fuck out of her house and to find the chromosome that he is missing.
Gavin Piper threatened to shoot me to day so I said he was a lactating tiny penis bitch and he cried and ran away.#fish and chips#gavinsmom#fishandholyshit
by blueflare600 January 29, 2019