Penis

The most zesty substance to ever make presence on the face of the world. This has many different words used to embrace its greatness. Shlong, dong, cock, and sausage, are among the few great terms used. No matter the size it’s beauty remains the same among all.

Peter Griffin: Holy crap nice penis!
10 year old: I prefer shlong
Peter Griffin: Lemme smash
10 year old: Yes please!

by DaddyNuggs January 4, 2020

Penis

a word that is used when something is extremely gay or pisses you off.

Amber is such a PENIS. She totally stole my sweater and won't give it back. So now i have to buy a new one that i like, that's also on sale.

by lexxi the amazing July 11, 2008

Penis

A moral compass without thought.

Ah man, what about banging that girl over there? Ah man, she's having a rough time, my head says no, but I got to follow my penis!

by nutsinatin December 27, 2011

Penis

Penis - Slang for Ice. From icechewing.com

I love chewing on penis, Taco Bell has the best penis

by Exodus88 March 27, 2005

Penis

See Silky Smooth

Silky Smooth is a Penis!

by Star_Wars_Geek_1 May 30, 2004

Penis

something that i male has that he uses to think with, and half the time doesn't know how to use for anything else...

I met this guy last night and he had a very small penis, which left me with nothing to work with.

by jenn April 14, 2003

Penis

This long sticky thing attached to my body that i love sticking in your mother

Your Mom - oh boy I love your long sticky thing in my holes
Me- how many times do i have to tell you that it's called a penis!

by Ilovemilfsanddilfs69101 May 7, 2020