What you blame after you bust an extra watery nut.
'Damn, way too oily'
'A lead condom ruins everything'
by small nuts April 20, 2017
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Taking on a position of Lead/Manager/Supervisor within a team.
bAN: Wow, did you see what happened to Tim?
Mick: Isnt he the new Lead for the Beki Crew
bAN: Yeah....Hes The Goose Lead Bro!

Tim: Oi...do some fkn work!
by KweebAN December 5, 2022
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When a team in a sport is up by a score of 2-0 but end up blowing the lead in the end.
“Yo Cael did you see that PSG blew a 2-0 lead in the Champions League to Real Madrid”
“Fuck You!”
by lebumdum March 13, 2022
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Dog owner who walks their dog on a lead in an area were it's very common for dogs to be off lead (dog park, large fields, woods)

Lead Mongs are often poor dog owners often walking nervous or aggressive dog displaying weak body language the dog picks up on.
We got to lead him for a second there is a lead Mong ahead.
by HiggsHighway March 6, 2021
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A condom, filled with methamphetamines, and any other recreational drugs found in the Arkansas River valley, used as a disciplinary device when the wife ruins dinner or doesn’t bring You a beer fast enough.
“Damn bro, cousin Beth smells like burnt hot dogs and has two black eyes…. Brad must’ve broke out the La Junta Lead Pipe”
by WhiskeyFour February 22, 2023
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Hopping around within the bases with the intent to distract and taunt a lefty with your lead
Jackie robinson's shinanigans on the base paths create a tough lefty lead
by Minnkon o ryan April 10, 2014
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