handjob magnet

someone who only gets as far as getting a handjob while inticipating more.

Dude I can't laid, I'm too much of a handjob magnet.

by cum dumpster December 11, 2015

national handjob day

National handjob day is now December 19 get ready boys for the wildest day of your life.

John - Oh man this girl gave me a handjob for national handjob day.

by creamycumzaddy6969 December 13, 2022

Jimmy Handjob

The act of masturbating to comical movies

Last night I caught my roommate pulling a Jimmy Handjob to Animal House.

by Mcfizzletodetizzle November 11, 2013

Ratatouille Handjob

When you give someone a hand job whilst a rat under your hat controls your hands.

Martha, last night I went to the pet store to get a special treat for Brandon’s birthday, I’m giving him a Ratatouille Handjob!

by Smellyshart September 23, 2023

yuri handjobs

Yuri is a genre of Japanese pornography involving two women, handjobs are a sexual act where one stimulates anothers penis using their hands. Therefore, when two women give each other a handjob, it is a yuri handjob. This is primarily done between trans women because they have dicks and are women.

Jupiter: Hey can you give me some yuri handjobs
Kaname: Fuck yes

by Not AvilionAMillion May 13, 2023

Thai Handjob

A footjob. They use this term in French.

It was a boring date until she gave me a Thai handjob under the table.

by ApricotFields August 19, 2023

Poseidons Handjob

When you take a shit and the water from the toilet touches your penis

"Dude, last night after that Mexican food gave me a Poseidons Handjob"

by WujekBartek December 26, 2022