When a David wants a strong woman who won’t go along with his bad games. It’s a romantic losing Mexican Standoff.
David really wants me but he won’t grow up and I won’t give in to his ways hence a Mexican Standoff.
by Romantic failure May 9, 2021
Where two guys stand across from each other and they start to jerk off, first one to cum is declared winner.
by westynator May 22, 2015
by ShmeeShmorvo January 25, 2023
by Antony C December 2, 2020
The bathroom smelled like someone just took a dump but then I realized it was just the Mexican air fresheners.
by cuddle_lingus October 31, 2020
The best thing in the entirety of humanity.
This world is full of idiots but at least there is Mexican Food.
I would blow up 25 orphanages to eat some Mexican Food.
This world is full of idiots but at least there is Mexican Food.
I would blow up 25 orphanages to eat some Mexican Food.
"Hey bro wanna go get some Mexican Food?"
"MY GRANDMA JUST DIED I DONT WANT MEXICAN FOOD LEAVE ME ALONE"
"Aw im sorry, maybe we can order some quesadillas? The beef if dead, just like your grandma!"
"I HATE YOU"
"MY GRANDMA JUST DIED I DONT WANT MEXICAN FOOD LEAVE ME ALONE"
"Aw im sorry, maybe we can order some quesadillas? The beef if dead, just like your grandma!"
"I HATE YOU"
by DieselDeletus December 13, 2022
A type of mexican that sits on a lawn chair and screams at people when they get on their yard, but whistles at "hot mami"-s when they see one
by Samii_VA July 24, 2023