Vanilla Snowflake

Drunk white boys that can't dance.

noun.
Person 1: Oh geez. -shaking head-
Person 2: what's wrong.
-Person 1 points to dance floor-
Person 1: We got ourselves a vanilla snowflake.
-Person 2 looks to the dance floor-
Person 2: -nods- I agree. That is indeed a vanilla snowflake.

by ~Blackstarr~ January 9, 2017

Snowflake

Someone easily offended, a laughing stock to most and primarily use Twitter to cancel racists and 'racists'.

user here just can't take a single light-hearted inside joke regarding racial matters. gender here's the town's new snowflake laughing stock.

by Reichskanselor Luftwaffel May 19, 2022

California Pseudo-Bohemian Snowflake

One who talks the talk, but doesn't walk the walk. Dig?

Look at Mr. Carbon Footprint, over there..... nothing more than a California Pseudo-Bohemian Snowflake.

#RandomProphet

by Johnny / -the Random Prophet November 8, 2018

snowflake

a term used by conservatives when they are offended by someone else's opinion

person A: btw thats pretty offensive in case u didnt know
person B: stay triggered snowflake

by uwuxander August 9, 2021

Chocolate snowflake

During anal sex, spraying whip cream into the ass and having someone squat over you and fart it out on your chest

Ending a wild night with a pig of a woman she asked to shit on my chest and I said no but you can give me a chocolate snowflake

by Cypdirtydirt May 18, 2022

Snowflake

A person who silences disagreement with their agenda or escapes accountability for their actions by deceitfully feigning offense or hurt feelings when questioned about the accuracy or logic of their narrative.

No matter how obviously that snowflake John Doe is caught lying or stealing, it’s always the one catching him who’s in trouble, for, of course, “hurting his feelings”.

If you know what’s good for you, you’ll just nod, smile and give him what he wants.

by Jrottn September 7, 2021

Snowflake

A bunch of adult babies who get offended by the slightest thing, usually at a joke or a meme. Essentially, these type of people are the individuals that struggle to fit in and as a result, they have no friends. I think the reason they have no friends is because people are tired of even talking to then as it is like walking on eggshells. They can distort something one says into a totally different thing to fit their own narrative.

Not a snowflake: "What do you call a black person in a red car?"
Snowflake: "Nope, I don't want to hear it:
Not a snowflake:

Not a snowflake:"Maltesers"
Snowflake: "YOU RACIST, BIGOTED FUCKING CONSERVOCUCK BASTARD WITH A SMALL PENIS! GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE, YOU HAVE OFFENDED ME AND I'M A WHITE CIS GIRL!

by UltimateDoge July 20, 2021