Nightmare noodles

When for whatever reason, there’s no light in the bathroom. And you're left pooping in complete darkness.

The powers been out for three days, it’s cold and my nightmare noodles won’t flush.

by donnybridges March 25, 2025

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eskimo nightmare

Taking a piss in the cold with three inches of clothes and two inches of dick.

after hitting the slopes I Had a full blown Eskimo nightmare and pissed all over myself.

by Icemanjones April 23, 2018

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Dreams Are For Suicide And Nightmares Are For Homicide

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 10, 2025

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A rare phenomenon where a person uncontrollably bolts upright in bed and screams at the top of their lungs during the climax of a horrible nightmare. The nightmare in question almost, if not always involves the dreamer in a scary situation where they are about to be killed while also being completely helpless to stop it. But just when the unfortunate dreamer is killed/is about to be killed, the phenomenon occurs. Bonus points if it's a lucid dream.

In one episode of The Big Bang Theory, Sheldon experiences a catapult nightmare when he has a vivid dream where Santa Claus appears in his living room and is about to kill him with a giant cannon as revenge for a ridiculous comment he made in a roleplay earlier that day that involved giving Santa a very hard kick in his "Bowl full of jelly" and feeding him to ogres.

As soon as Santa lights the fuse on the cannon, Sheldon wakes up and immediately positions himself upright while screaming for Leonard, and the episode ends.

by Ubeenbamboozledson September 24, 2021

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favourite worst nightmare

awesome cool and badass arctic monkeys album (cool and awesome and super nice and awesome sauce album) (not exaggerating )

often shortened as fwn

hawk 1: have you listened to favourite worst nightmare yet
hawk 2: ah, yes i have

by averultimate November 20, 2024

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Lurid nightmare

My nickname for Lloret de Mar, party town on the Costa Brava, popular with pissheads and proles who come in on the cheap in tour buses from Netherlands, Germany etc., also called the Las Vegas of Europe.

"We stayed up all night long partying in Lloret de Mar. What a fucking lurid nightmare!"

by Aptery_X November 23, 2023

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