The intense hardcore male version of scissoring. Many participants often experience bruising of the scrotal area. Often a form of symbiotic cock and ball torture. For the much gentler version of this position see curving.
by Curvestomp April 7, 2022
 Get the Curbingmug.
Get the Curbingmug. by whiteManzWhore March 11, 2020
 Get the da curbmug.
Get the da curbmug. Edging but instead of getting edged normally or edging normally or the feeling of getting edged normally, it feels like your getting edged by the edge of a sidewalk, hence the name of Curb Edging
Frustrated guy: "My friend is curb edging me, because he keeps promising me $20 bucks but he never gives me it!"
by thefatty_Blow July 16, 2025
 Get the Curb Edgingmug.
Get the Curb Edgingmug. The colloquial term for the unexpected or expected drenching experienced when a passing vehicle drives through a puddle while a pedestrian is walking along the street; most commonly experienced during or after rainy conditions. It's akin to receiving an impromptu wash from the curb or road, resulting in being drenched and potentially necessitating a change of attire.
1. I had such a rough day at work. My boss was a jerk, I was swamped with mundane tasks, the weather sucked, and to cap it all off, on my way to my car someone totally curb washed me.
2. That puddle is in a prime location to curb wash someone.
3. Just saw this doofus get curb washed on the side walk. He should have taken the bus...
2. That puddle is in a prime location to curb wash someone.
3. Just saw this doofus get curb washed on the side walk. He should have taken the bus...
by yilliy May 10, 2024
 Get the curb washmug.
Get the curb washmug. A female resembling a crack whore who hangs out along the street side, usually in seedy to middle and upper class neighborhoods, begging for attention, more than likely through munchausin syndrome, also molestation and/ or being born in Orange County and surrounding areas in California. She is willing to do anything to further her social standings including sexual favors, lieing, snitching, stealing etc.
Person 1~ " So what happened with you and your ex?"
Me~" She turned out to be a curb cricket just like the rest of them!"
Me~" She turned out to be a curb cricket just like the rest of them!"
by The Few June 6, 2014
 Get the curb cricketmug.
Get the curb cricketmug. Insurance that will cover your wheels tires and anything else you end up fucking up on your vehicle.
When alexis drives over a curb she tends to pop tires so she calls up the curb insurance to have them fixed. Common on blue Volkswagen bugs..
by Tinkerbelll69 January 16, 2019
 Get the curb insurancemug.
Get the curb insurancemug. by Tickle me blue balls June 4, 2022
 Get the curb midgetmug.
Get the curb midgetmug.