Curb Turkey

Slang for a very floppy basset hound that likes basking in the sunlight.
"You know that basset that sits in the neighbor's window? He's such a curb turkey.
by Devilishdeity July 22, 2023
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Curbing

The intense hardcore male version of scissoring. Many participants often experience bruising of the scrotal area. Often a form of symbiotic cock and ball torture. For the much gentler version of this position see curving.
Holy shit I've never seen such intense curbing before I think that guy might have a bleeding nut.
by Curvestomp April 07, 2022
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Curb-plunk

The act of installing quick build physical barriers between traffic and cyclists. Something made out of those concrete barriers found in parking spots and pylons.
Hey Jesse, my bikelane just got curb-plunked. I'm so excited!
by fmoon1998 March 29, 2023
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curbed mavens

A curbed maven is a man that is quite muscular and gets a lot of girls. They are thought to be mad dogs and usual have a large p****, although most curbed mavens usually have one of these qualities missing.
girl: omg wow look at that curbed mavens
friend: oh that's Kaine, he has a small p**** though
by Ye ha lox October 13, 2015
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Curb Envy

When you're crossing at an intersection and someone else starts crossing before the signal turns green, leaving your pussy ass behind and alone.
I got major curb envy when I wasnt brave enough to cross the street with the homeless bitch.
by GrandmotherWillowSmith February 07, 2017
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