Curb smart

When a person has some street smarts but not enough to get by.
"I'm not exactly sure how much a 8 ball is bc I'm curb smart.
by Rainbow Cumdrops October 12, 2017
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Canadian curb stomp

Like the traditional curb stomp, however the stomper is wearing hockey skates. Occasionally ends in decapitation.
That fucker Tony cross checked me into the boards. When I caught up to him; I knocked him onto his ass and gave him a good o'l Canadian curb stomp.
by HolySpicyGuacamole January 18, 2021
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curb jockey

driver who thinks the curb is the road
that driver is such a curb jockey
by April 14, 2023
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Curbed Queen

When a female. (She/He) is so drunk that she rules the curbs of the street. Nobody else may sit. She and she only may enjoy the uncomfortableness and sit in solitude.
He/She was a Curbed Queenlast night.
by Santoasts July 30, 2017
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Curb Turkey

Slang for a very floppy basset hound that likes basking in the sunlight.
"You know that basset that sits in the neighbor's window? He's such a curb turkey.
by Devilishdeity July 22, 2023
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Sleeping on the Curb

When you do something so monumentally stupid that it's not enough for your partner to make you sleep on the couch: you have to sleep outside on the curb instead.
Man, I really screwed the pooch this time. Guess I'm sleeping on the curb tonight.
by MalumLibrum958 September 18, 2023
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Curbed Out

Passed out or nodded out from drugs/alcohol in the front seats of a vehicle, both parked and moving.
“Trent wake up! You’re hella curbed out and I need you to navigate”

“I was way curbed out driving home last night, I coulda wrecked.”

Origin: A friend of a friend had a job as a driver for UPS or FedEx or some shit, but also had a drug problem. He would be at work and start nodding out while driving, either from drug use or last of sleep partying too hard. As he momentarily fell asleep he would wake up when his truck smashed into the curb. Eventually it came to mean generally falling asleep in a car or somewhere you shouldn’t be sleeping, with the likelyhood of a not-so pleasant wake up.
by Dusty Punk Bitches May 02, 2019
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