Vodka

The thing that keeps you alive

vodka gave me life

by yourlocalcrackhead June 4, 2018

vodka

A clear, strong alcoholic drink made especially from grain or potatoes

This is my second glass of vodka.

by bluestinger66 December 7, 2022

Vodka

What all Russians have flowing through their veins.

"Vodka is life" -Literally every Russian ever

by Barnie Slayer April 2, 2021

vodka

russian baby formula

babushka talking to her grandchildren: “in mother russia, you don’t drink vodka, vodka drinks you.”

by russianbitch August 1, 2021

Vodka

What people drink to ruin their life even if they say there having fun. It’s useless and people who drink it are rebels. It tastes like shit

If I drink vodka I’ll die and rot in hell

by Ass hole vodka December 10, 2019

Vodka

Russian water

-Can you pass me the water comrad?
-It's vodka...
-Same thing, give it to me

by luca_skye_ January 28, 2020

Vodka

An alcoholic spirit of Russian origin made by distillation of rye, wheat, or potatoes. Also known as the Slavic Elixir.

Vodka is totally not alcoholic.

by Neighbor Vadim March 16, 2021