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"before and after" photos

The total bu**s**t "comparison of status/condition" images that supposedly show how much someone/something has been improved by your advertised products/services/philosophies. Often the "after" photos will have been re-touched to make the "result" look far better than it actually was, or the two sets of photos have merely been "switched" --- i.e., the "before" photos are actually of the deplorable/decrepit way that the person/object **presently looks**, and the "after" photos show how the person/object looked BEFORE you started messing around with your precious quackola "treatments" or "improvements"... in other words, the situation is EVEN WORSE OFF NOW THAT YOU'VE PRACTICED YOUR ADVERTISED TREATMENT, NOT BETTER!!!
This advertisement's "before and after" photos of people who were supposedly helped immensely by this fad diet certainly do look impressive at first glance, but I can't help observing that many of the people look noticeably **older** in the "before" photos... interesting...
by QuacksO November 11, 2018
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Photo shoot

What Gen Z calls it when their friend takes a few pictures of them on their smartphone.
“Had a photo shoot yesterday!”
Did you? Because it looks more like 6 pictures of you getting into a car but bending one leg slightly so you can refer to it as “posing”
by TheAlwaysCorrect1 January 8, 2023
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Sniper Photos

SNIPER PHOTO; A photograph taken of a subject to be used against them from so far away, the subject has no idea they are being photographed in a compromising situation.
Kate Middleton nude sniper photos were published in the scandal sheets.
by theaccusersgift September 30, 2012
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art photo

a photograph that portrays young children, clothed or unclothed, for the sake of furthering the craft.
Mike had always been waiting for the perfect opportunity to include a deserted boathouse and a pubescent 9 year old in one of his art photos.
by Anonymous August 19, 2003
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eclipsed by the cute puppy photo

A euphemism for any online discussion which seemed relevant and important at the time, but has now become buried in the noise of other discussions and is now mostly forgotten.
"Did we ever decide which format to go with for those new TPS reports?" "Not really, I think that got eclipsed by the cute puppy photo."
by tertbel July 18, 2019
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Stinson Photo Prank

A prank where the unsuspecting victim is shown a photo of an object they are holding/eating being defaced. Comes fron How I Met Your Mother
Person 1: OMFG you did what to my sandwich?!
Person 2: Dude its a stinson photo prank
by Kiillrz July 13, 2012
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by SuelTameOresuTeMato May 1, 2025
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