"before and after" photos

The total bu**s**t "comparison of status/condition" images that supposedly show how much someone/something has been improved by your advertised products/services/philosophies. Often the "after" photos will have been re-touched to make the "result" look far better than it actually was, or the two sets of photos have merely been "switched" --- i.e., the "before" photos are actually of the deplorable/decrepit way that the person/object **presently looks**, and the "after" photos show how the person/object looked BEFORE you started messing around with your precious quackola "treatments" or "improvements"... in other words, the situation is EVEN WORSE OFF NOW THAT YOU'VE PRACTICED YOUR ADVERTISED TREATMENT, NOT BETTER!!!

This advertisement's "before and after" photos of people who were supposedly helped immensely by this fad diet certainly do look impressive at first glance, but I can't help observing that many of the people look noticeably **older** in the "before" photos... interesting...

by QuacksO November 11, 2018

Photo/Video

Allows nude photos and videos taken during session

Her site lists "photo/video" so bring your camera.

by tucson40 April 3, 2011

My Facebook photo

That's clearly my Facebook if Aba amd Preach don't lose their channel even giving me what I want won't save the kid. A new condition had been added. I don't care what happens to the rest of them as long ast their complicity as acknowledged.

Hym "You want to reference my Facebook photo? Ok. New condition has been added. They can fo it willingly or you can kick them out and they can take their trash ass to kick. I don't care what happens to the rest of them."

by Hym Iam July 4, 2024

smiling in photos

if someone smiles in a photo they like being racist

Oh look! abdi is smiling in photos, he must be racist

by chicken handler May 14, 2023

Poseur photo album

A highlight reel frame by frame.

This is the poseur's skiing trip (the one where the man with no face at the drive thru served her kids french fries), this is her scuba trip, this is her college graduation, this is all highlight reel stuff frame by frame instead of projected as a continuous motion picture. A poseur photo album if I ever saw one.

by The Original Agahnim December 27, 2021

HairDryer Photo

A photo of you drying your hair with a hairdryer from a really low angle. Your legs must be showing in the photo. Your private parts must be hidden.

Man, I took this really good hairdryer photo

by Ming Prongley September 17, 2021

Sniper Photos

SNIPER PHOTO; A photograph taken of a subject to be used against them from so far away, the subject has no idea they are being photographed in a compromising situation.

Kate Middleton nude sniper photos were published in the scandal sheets.

by theaccusersgift September 30, 2012