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Photo Ratitis

When you’re scrolling through a girls Instagram, and notice that in some pictures she looks normal, and even attractive. But on the other hand, in other photos, shawty kind of look like a rat.
Braden was scrolling through his friend Alayna’s Instagram, when in some photos she looked like a rat and in some she looked attractive. Braden self-diagnosed Alayna with Photo Ratitis.
by D’brickaJon Swaggins January 3, 2023
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My Facebook photo

That's clearly my Facebook if Aba amd Preach don't lose their channel even giving me what I want won't save the kid. A new condition had been added. I don't care what happens to the rest of them as long ast their complicity as acknowledged.
Hym "You want to reference my Facebook photo? Ok. New condition has been added. They can fo it willingly or you can kick them out and they can take their trash ass to kick. I don't care what happens to the rest of them."
by Hym Iam July 4, 2024
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"before and after" photos

The total bu**s**t "comparison of status/condition" images that supposedly show how much someone/something has been improved by your advertised products/services/philosophies. Often the "after" photos will have been re-touched to make the "result" look far better than it actually was, or the two sets of photos have merely been "switched" --- i.e., the "before" photos are actually of the deplorable/decrepit way that the person/object **presently looks**, and the "after" photos show how the person/object looked BEFORE you started messing around with your precious quackola "treatments" or "improvements"... in other words, the situation is EVEN WORSE OFF NOW THAT YOU'VE PRACTICED YOUR ADVERTISED TREATMENT, NOT BETTER!!!
This advertisement's "before and after" photos of people who were supposedly helped immensely by this fad diet certainly do look impressive at first glance, but I can't help observing that many of the people look noticeably **older** in the "before" photos... interesting...
by QuacksO November 11, 2018
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Photo Keeper

The photo keeper is someone who keeps all the photos of friendship groups on their phone in an album, also could be edits.
" Photo keeper, come take this pic real quick "
" Make me an edit please, your the photo keeper."
by J_Dxvils March 15, 2021
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360 Photo Booth

When your bro meet a girl at a conference and you wanna play voyeuristic cameraman to capture all their goofy faces and use of props in the act after.
Patz is totally gonna 360 photo booth that girl tonight as my wingman.
by Gelfie May 3, 2025
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Photos Sneak

(1) When somebody takes a picture of you when you're not ready or you pacifically said "not to"

(2) The Hollywood Paparazzi Main Job

(3) To take a picture of a place or item that forbidden type of photos
The African American museum and Washington DC forbids any pictures but last year I photos sneak Some for memories
by EmJayee December 26, 2019
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Photo Fapstar

The art of carefully laying out pictures, perhaps of your best friends sister, and having a complete strokefest of Fapstar status that culminates in you laying down a big roper across her pictures.

The really sick bastards will then take pictures of the Fap scene and anonymously send the defiled sister pics to their best friend and watch him have a meltdown.
Hey Neal, have you ever jacked off to a chic's picture? Nah, but go ask Nick, I heard that nasty mother fucker is a Photo Fapstar!
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