Photo-Hiking

The Art of "Looking" like an Olympic Gymnast:

Stretching arms and legs outward in a most painful to maintain position
giving your 127% effort to squeeze every last bit of speed out of the boat to excel past the competition
as the Photographer gets the "Money Shot"

Holly - here comes Woody hand me my brush

Dave - set the beers out of view, skip thinks it's a dry boat

Bob - Holly get that shirt off, the race is 1 hr but the photos are forever!

Holly - Ok let's Hike like we're gettin blown off the side

Hiking - Hiking - Hiking - Hiking - Hiking - Hiking - Hiking

Bob - Holy Shit I thought he'd never leave !

Dave - Ya my fuckin back is killing me !

Holly - Hay who's got my top ?

Bob - 10 seconds of "Photo-Hiking" feels like all fuckin day !

Holly - Com-On WTF did you guys do with my top ?

Dave - Shit our Beers are gone over the side !

Holly - well at least we should get som Great pix on the rail ...eh

Dave - Holly your top is right behind you

Holly - Dudes look he's commin back where's my brush?

Bob - Hike Bitches ........... Hike

Skipper - when you guys get a chance it'd look nice to hook the kite in the other 2 corners

Bob - Oh Shit Never fails

Dave - why is he always around when these things happen :-O

by DA-WOODY November 10, 2010

Sniper Photos

SNIPER PHOTO; A photograph taken of a subject to be used against them from so far away, the subject has no idea they are being photographed in a compromising situation.

Kate Middleton nude sniper photos were published in the scandal sheets.

by theaccusersgift September 30, 2012

HairDryer Photo

A photo of you drying your hair with a hairdryer from a really low angle. Your legs must be showing in the photo. Your private parts must be hidden.

Man, I took this really good hairdryer photo

by Ming Prongley September 17, 2021

Poseur photo album

A highlight reel frame by frame.

This is the poseur's skiing trip (the one where the man with no face at the drive thru served her kids french fries), this is her scuba trip, this is her college graduation, this is all highlight reel stuff frame by frame instead of projected as a continuous motion picture. A poseur photo album if I ever saw one.

by The Original Agahnim December 27, 2021

Photo shoot

What Gen Z calls it when their friend takes a few pictures of them on their smartphone.

“Had a photo shoot yesterday!”
Did you? Because it looks more like 6 pictures of you getting into a car but bending one leg slightly so you can refer to it as “posing”

by TheAlwaysCorrect1 January 8, 2023

drink in the sun and find her (39 photos)

When a bot on a socialnetwork (ex. twitter) retweets to a single person very often.

Drink in the sun and find her (39 photos)
<Input picture here>

by Clorox B January 7, 2017

FaceBook Fan Photo

A picture of a person or group of people showing support for a Facebook music artist/group. To be concidered an OFFICIAL FACEBOOK FAN PHOTO, it must be voluntary by the person or group in the picture. This term was first coined by GOODLOW when a fan made them one.

Mad because you didnt coin this first? Dont be a "FACEBOOK HATER"

Everybody and they momma is making a Facebook fan photo!

by GOODLOW January 18, 2011