horny freshman

American slang for Nixy

Person A: That dude is such a horny freshman.
Person B: I know right! He's a Nixy.

by NotCosmicReef November 22, 2020

Freshman Impregnater

A machine like being (10th grade and higher) who actively seeks out freshman to plant his seed in.

Friend- dude can't be at practice today, my groin really hurts

Friend 2- what did you and Alex do last night ?
Friend- Let's just say the sperm has fertilized, I repeat the sperm has fertilized

Friend 2- awe you god damn Freshman Impregnater

by Fuck you mikey February 02, 2017

freshman tool

A freshman tool is when an upperclassman messes with the same freshman constantly and multiple people mess with him/her too .

Omg did you see what Johnny did ,they say he's smashed 4 girls he's such a freshman tool

by Whydoesnypresencematter August 12, 2017

freshman rule

The freshman rule. The bet that kills all relationships. How the bet works is, some lads will have a competition to see how many new students they can sleep with.

Shall we have a bet? How about the freshman rule?

by LadThings March 14, 2017

The Freshman sponge

When a thick freshman uses all 13 holes on her body for her partners sexual pleasure.Then she dry s up all the nut juices that cameout

She let me do the freshman sponge on her.An hour for each hole

by Doubledeckerdaggerdick October 23, 2018

Freshman smirk

a term described by math teachers, where only the freshman are the only ones who have it, and it portrays them as devilish, sneaky, and ones who are trying to get away with something sinister.

Anandus gave his teacher the freshman smirk when he told him that he liked the homework.

by mathematician February 08, 2012

freshman fucker

Someone that fucks a freshman in the bathroom while at homecoming

Damn jason is a freshman fucker

by The fresh man fucker December 05, 2016