January 16th is National Jackass Day! If you have a friend that is a Jackass, feel free to call them one!
Person/Alien 1: Hey dude, it’s January 16th!
Person/Alien 2: So..?
Person/Alien 1: Your a Jackass!!
Person/Alien 2: *proceeds to think about life choices*
Person/Alien 2: So..?
Person/Alien 1: Your a Jackass!!
Person/Alien 2: *proceeds to think about life choices*
by Paralyzed November 17, 2019
“Hey Jessica it’s December 16th send nudes day.” “You know what that means?” “ Alright Jack” “I like you anyways.”
by Jstoe66 December 15, 2020
by Abadima October 17, 2021
by You are very be November 24, 2021
The day when you need to stop overthinking and dye your hair cherry red. Today you can dye your hair without your mother’s permission😘❤️❤️
by n111k3333 March 13, 2023
Some may say that because Rosa is Spanish for rose, that she would in fact, be like a rose. But i say otherwise, roses have thorns, imperfections that cannot be embraced therefore removed and discarded of, cut off from the stalk. Instead i see Rosa as a buttercup, the bright yellow that contrasts with the green of the morning grass. Buttercups shine in the sun, reflecting its happy light on to those who may want to see it in its full glory. They shine with such vibrancy that no other flower can, simply because of its vivid nature. Buttercups may be common in their season, but its hard to find the right buttercup, with the right amount of shine, that shows up at the right time, just for you to pick. You could say that the buttercup chooses yo pick YOU and not the other way around. So when you find your buttercup, cherish their bright colors, embrace them in their dark moments, and shade them from the sun when they begin to shrivel and hide away. Rosa is just like a Buttercup, hiding away when she needs you the most, wanting to be embraced in dark moments, That is why it is important to adore her in her best moments, to ensure that she will come to you in her worst. Quality over quantity is what we're told, although i haven't known you for long, i hope you remember me when you're old.
by zhoweee August 4, 2020
“Hey did you hear today is national Aoife backed away day”
“Oh really? Cool”
The 16th of April, The day Aoife Backed away from a kiss and embarrassed her boyfriend
“Oh really? Cool”
The 16th of April, The day Aoife Backed away from a kiss and embarrassed her boyfriend
by Arlo Murphy November 16, 2021