zorch

A versatile word with many modern uses, the three most acceptable being:

1) Verb, transitive: to score a goal in spectacular fashion in the popular Konami video game, Winning 11.

2) Verb, intransitive: to dominate in Winning 11

3) verb, intransitive: to drink so much liquor as to black out of consciousness.

1) Did you see that goal? What a zorching.

2) Undefeated today. I'm just zorching all over the place.

3) Oh man, after drinking all of that Natural Ice, he's zorched beyond repair.
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by #1 Zorcher April 24, 2009

zorch

A gangly, poor-postured female that walks with an outwardly thrusted pelvis and emits nervous laughter. Possesses little or no social graces and is often prone to urinary tract infections.

"Did you hear that laugh? Put your phone away or the zorch will get you in trouble with the boss."

"You shouldn't drink that much man, you almost went home with that zorch."

by SSMKTslang November 2, 2013

zorch

a term that was used by people way back when

that is so zorch Mr. P. that turkey

by humalala February 21, 2008

zorch

An imaganary organ that rests on the outside of your stomache, they are very tasty and re-grow everytime you have a dream. also zorches that heven't been eaten in a few years become stale and nasty.

note: do not eat a cat zorch, they are poison if you happen to ingest one then belch it up before you die.

Rubin ate my zorch before I could cover it up!

by The jizzmonkey at the end of the tunnel October 2, 2004

Zorch

Typically meaning "butt" or "bottom"

Can also mean to fail an exam or test

Hey! Get your zorch out of my way!"

or "Wow! I really zorched that test!"

by Mr. Edwin Perry February 18, 2005

Zorch

Penis or dick fart

In the cool dead of night whisped the unmistakable cry of a flatulent penis emitting a zorch.

by Phlutsac August 9, 2012

Zorch

Technically it means someone who sucks farts out of dead seagulls but it is used to refer to a loser who works at the concession stand on the beach during the summer.

She would never go out with him he's a zorch. She is just flirting with him to get free french fries.

by Are May 29, 2005