Derived from a computer programming term, "widget" refers to a virtual object with default settings. In the context of Internet dating, a widget is a man or woman known through his or her on-line profile. A widget remains a widget even when real names have been exchanged. After several in-person meetings, a widget can be referred to by his or her actual name.
So, have you hooked up with any widgets lately?
by Peter February 26, 2004
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Widget: noun. To behave silly or foolishly. Not using common sense while tasking.
"Hey man, why did you break that window" "I don't know" "You're a Widget
by Neezo October 26, 2009
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an ornamental "bobble" fastener for ponytails and braids -- two beads or other ornaments attached to either ends of an elastic loop or elastic figure 8
I just got a pair of hello Kitty widgets
by Sparki July 30, 2003
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Those little flood things that squirm around in halo.
- "Aw man! I cant believe those widgets killed me!"
- "That widget just took over that guy!"
by Drinkwata January 3, 2008
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A tiny vestigial brain which is all that remains of the person's intellect after years of mental self-harm

The 'widget' drives extremely retarded behaviour, loves to be the centre of attention and is often to be found railing against an irrational sense of injustice, corruption or lack of integrity.

Can become abusive but amusing when roused.
That guy is hassling me everyday 'cos he thinks I stole his bubble-gum stickers, what a widget!
by rex12 April 24, 2011
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A clump of head hair that sticks up above the crown, looking rather like a ducks tail
Mr Whipe had a large widget after sleeping on a pillow
by davidlanc April 12, 2007
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