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Waistbanding 

Sliding your penis into the waistbamd of your pants to hide a boner.
When a hot chick approches and you get a boner, your last resort is waistbanding.
Waistbanding by iMrBilliam January 30, 2012

purple wristband

An Australian moniker for the under-aged at music festivals. Refers to the purple wristband they must wear to identify them as under-aged and unable to buy alcohol. Most often attractive females and commonly associated with seedy old (and young) men creeping nearby.
Oi, look at that purple wristband", "Where?", "You bloody creep!
purple wristband by noishdog December 6, 2010

wastland 

A land before time that never was. Also filled with wasps.
Miley Cyrus's vaginal cave is a wastland.
wastland by Soccer Tease September 25, 2013
A former husband. Someone you were married to formerly and are now divorced from. Denotes merely a descriptive term. Can often connote fondness when in the right context.
"S" is my wasband. Now, I'm married to "Q". He's my "Is-band".
wasband by Evie Weinstein January 13, 2008
I'd love to go out for drinks, but I have to deal with my idiot wasband tonight.
wasband by Ken Bergenham October 8, 2003

wristbands

A coloured silicone band that you put around your wrist. They were made for charities to increase donations.
Now some sick b******s are making fakes just to make money and people everywhere buy them and don’t give a s**t about the charities!!!
(A beutiful idea that has been abused in an ugly way) For Shame...
Beat Bullying = Blue
Livestrong = Yellow
Anti Racism = Black & White
CF Trust = Purple
Make Poverty History = White

etc... (hundreds more)
wristbands by ollie a May 1, 2005