(Mcdonald's is overly crowded at lunch)
Gary : Why is it so damn crowded in here man.
Brandon: It's cuz They're Giving away titties today.
Gary : Why is it so damn crowded in here man.
Brandon: It's cuz They're Giving away titties today.
by Big B 70 October 16, 2008
by Michael Lewis March 1, 2005
They're All Gonna Laugh at You! is an album by American comedian Adam Sandler, released in 1993. The title ostensibly comes from a repeated phrase in the 1976 horror movie Carrie, and from a repeated line in the "Oh Mom..." track that appears on the album.
That's the official definition, but you can also use it to confuse someone, or if you don't want to bother thinking about something else to say. It replaces wit, basically.
That's the official definition, but you can also use it to confuse someone, or if you don't want to bother thinking about something else to say. It replaces wit, basically.
A friend says, "I'm going to take the bus today.", you may say, "They're all gonna laugh at you.".
Or you can use it randomly so it makes absolutely no sense. Friend says, "What do you want on your pizza?", you may say, "They're all gonna laugh at you". Of course, expect that to prompt the following question of ,"Huh? What do you mean?" of which you'd obviously reply, "You're a mean." or perhaps, "That's what she said." (these are examples only).
Or you can use it randomly so it makes absolutely no sense. Friend says, "What do you want on your pizza?", you may say, "They're all gonna laugh at you". Of course, expect that to prompt the following question of ,"Huh? What do you mean?" of which you'd obviously reply, "You're a mean." or perhaps, "That's what she said." (these are examples only).
by TheRawk August 28, 2008
A phrase that originated from a dubbed version of the Spongebob episode, "Grandma's Kisses." The phrase was used when Patrick referred to Spongebob's "titties" and Spongebob responded with "Thank you they're real." This phrase can be used as a way of saying thank you to most compliments, especially corresponding with something to do with size.
by Spongeballs March 19, 2013
Assuming you will have something before you actually have it; similar to "counting your chickens before they hatch" (which is commonly attributed to Aesop).
"The Mariners could do better than expected this year."
"Let's not kid ourselves. Check your premises before you make a prediction."
"I'm assuming a number of things go right. Maybe I'm just counting my monkeys before they're out of the trees."
"Let's not kid ourselves. Check your premises before you make a prediction."
"I'm assuming a number of things go right. Maybe I'm just counting my monkeys before they're out of the trees."
by Rusanova February 3, 2012
George Costanza's burn that he invented in response to a co-worker telling him that "Hey George the Ocean called, they are running out of shrimp" He thinks it is the greatest diss ever, but all his friends don't laugh at it
From the show Seinfeld
From the show Seinfeld
by Sinatrafan77 January 8, 2012
A condition in which a person assumes competence in a given subject, but in reality has very little actual knowledge.
Most armchair tacticians have a bad case of Don't Know What The Hell They're Talking About Syndrome.
by Mr. Roflecopter October 17, 2011