A shitty movie lampooned in one of the greatest comedies of all time, "Team America: World Police"
Pearl Harbor Sucked:
(Sad, dramatic music)
I miss you more than Michael Bay missed the mark, when he made Pearl Harbor.
I miss you more than that movie missed the point, and that's an awful lot, girl.
And now, now you've gone away, and all I'm trying to say...is Pearl Harbor sucked...and I miss you.
I need you like Ben Affleck needs acting school, he was terrible in that film.
I need you like Cuba Gooding needed a bigger part, he's way better than ben affleck. And now...
All I can think about is your smile...and that shitty movie too.
Cause Pearl Harbor sucked...and I miss you.
Why does Michael Bay get to keep on making movies? I guess Pearl Harbor sucked...just a little bit more, than I miss you.
Pearl Harbor Sucked:
(Sad, dramatic music)
I miss you more than Michael Bay missed the mark, when he made Pearl Harbor.
I miss you more than that movie missed the point, and that's an awful lot, girl.
And now, now you've gone away, and all I'm trying to say...is Pearl Harbor sucked...and I miss you.
I need you like Ben Affleck needs acting school, he was terrible in that film.
I need you like Cuba Gooding needed a bigger part, he's way better than ben affleck. And now...
All I can think about is your smile...and that shitty movie too.
Cause Pearl Harbor sucked...and I miss you.
Why does Michael Bay get to keep on making movies? I guess Pearl Harbor sucked...just a little bit more, than I miss you.
Pearl Harbor Sucked, Aids, Montage, America: Fuck yeah!...All classic songs that compose the greatest movie ever, Team America: World Police.
by Samuel Chase7 February 26, 2007
Janey: Tao and Mao crashed my car after I let them borrow it.
Raney: Yah, they pulled a pearl harbor!
Raney: Yah, they pulled a pearl harbor!
by alecb May 3, 2006
When and Asian man is receiving a blow job from an American girl who is seated on the edge of a pool. Upon cumming, the man punches the girl in the face, who falls in the water. The Asian then yells " I sank your battleship " and gets the fuck out of there.
Girl: Hey becky, what happened to your face?
Becky: Ming Ming gave me a Pearl Harbor
Girl: That's a surprise
Becky: Screw off!
Becky: Ming Ming gave me a Pearl Harbor
Girl: That's a surprise
Becky: Screw off!
by Are you Serious Bro July 19, 2010
An alcoholic beverage consisting of Kahlua and Sake. A shot glass filled with Sake is dropped into a small cup of Kahlua, in which the drinker yells "kamikazee!!" before he or she consumes the beverage.
by Tyrone Jiggadubz October 10, 2007
A search query you'd put into YouTube to try and find Harbor lineups on Pearl in the game Valorant
A very unfortunate string of words
A very unfortunate string of words
Incel 1: Dude did you see the new map in Valorant? It's called Pearl
Incel 2: Oh yeah theres a new agent named Harbor
Incel 1: I can't wait to find Pearl Harbor lineups
Incel 2: Oh yeah theres a new agent named Harbor
Incel 1: I can't wait to find Pearl Harbor lineups
by GIVEMEKAZUHA April 19, 2023
Roommate 1: "Dude, I totally got Pearl Harbored by the Asian guy next door when I was using the bathroom."
Roommate 2: "Isn't that like the second time this week?"
Roommate 1: "Ya, I didn't even see it coming."
Roommate 2: "Today is a day that will live in infamy."
Roommate 2: "Isn't that like the second time this week?"
Roommate 1: "Ya, I didn't even see it coming."
Roommate 2: "Today is a day that will live in infamy."
by ewat44 September 15, 2011
"Dude, let's pearl harbor this bathroom, man."
by Balla Status November 6, 2009