"Where was holly at that party i didnt see her at all"
"She was absolutely tabled so she went to bed"
"She was absolutely tabled so she went to bed"
by Laitch123405 February 01, 2017
Get the Tabledmug. Any (and I do man ANY) flat horizontal surface upon which one can arrange powder cocaine or methamphetamine in lines for the purpose of snorting through a straw. Drug users are a curious lot. The same doper chick who carries hand sanitizer around in her purse will do a line off the toilet in a public restroom in a pinch.
Loserdoperchick: "Hey, I scored some powder, you got a table in here?"
Dude: "There's a CD case under your seat, but I thought I told you I didn't want that shit in my car. I've got a job and a reputation, you know? How do you afford it anyway since you're an unemployed junkie?"
Loserdoperchick: "I blew some guy in the bathroom of the last club we were in."
Dude: "Remind me why I put up with you again."
Loserdoperchick: "Because when I'm fucked up, I take it in the ass like a pornstar."
Dude: "Right."
Dude: "There's a CD case under your seat, but I thought I told you I didn't want that shit in my car. I've got a job and a reputation, you know? How do you afford it anyway since you're an unemployed junkie?"
Loserdoperchick: "I blew some guy in the bathroom of the last club we were in."
Dude: "Remind me why I put up with you again."
Loserdoperchick: "Because when I'm fucked up, I take it in the ass like a pornstar."
Dude: "Right."
by NotGuilty September 01, 2005
Get the tablemug. by Chris February 22, 2004
Get the tablesmug. "that stack of trays makes a nice table!"
man number 1: yo man you got a table so we can play cards?
man number 2: yea dude just grab the garbage can and flip it upside down.. or the cardboard box with my school books..
girl: yes!
man number 1: yo man you got a table so we can play cards?
man number 2: yea dude just grab the garbage can and flip it upside down.. or the cardboard box with my school books..
girl: yes!
by collegekid111 April 17, 2010
Get the tablemug. The Act of the dominant figure in a relationship getting so horny in waiting for sex with their partner that they "snap" and force sexual activity upon their partner wherever they are. The term Tableing is derived from this scenario happening in a restaurant.
by The Clarkster 27 May 04, 2009
Get the Tableingmug. by Hitler's table Eleanor February 05, 2018
Get the tablemug. by hugo (the one with the big dic January 19, 2022
Get the tablemug.