When there are two cars in front of you on a two-lane road going exactly the same speed, preventing you from passing. Can be expanded for three or more lanes, or even walking behind people on the sidewalk.
I would have been here earlier but these damn synchronized douchebags on the Parkway didn't let me pass for 20 miles!
by purplecowboy September 11, 2009
The act of licking each other's assholes simultaneously. It is believed to be one the original Olympic sports.
by ElAteo June 7, 2015
when your getting it on & you're both really into it & its just raw, hard pounding w/out anyone missing a beat
by phat pussy4u August 23, 2010
Making sure your windshield wipers are in synch with those of the other drivers moving towards your vehicle, as not to look like a bitch.
I don't want to be the only one on the road with my wipers going extra fast so I will practice Synchronized Wiping
I can hardly see out my windshield, but at least I'm not a pussy!
I am asserting my manliness by turning my wipers on, extra slow, during the torrential downpour
I can hardly see out my windshield, but at least I'm not a pussy!
I am asserting my manliness by turning my wipers on, extra slow, during the torrential downpour
by WAFTW September 6, 2010
When you are stopped waiting for a turn, most often a red light, and your blinker synchronizes with the person's in front of you blinking at the same exact time and rhythm.
GUY ONE: "I was just waiting at that red light waiting to go left and my blinker was blinking at the same exact time as the guy in front of me!"
GUY TWO: "Nice blinker synchronization!"
GUY TWO: "Nice blinker synchronization!"
by maskt avengar September 7, 2009
The act of peeing at the same time as someone by accident in different stalls. This is a rare occurence which happens mostly when two friends walk into their stalls at the same time and just so happen to begin peeing at the exact same time... This can sometimes be painful due to trying not to laugh too hard while trying to pee.
Valerie: Remember that one time we peed at the same time by accident??
Amanda: haha yeah! Synchronized pee!!!
Amanda: haha yeah! Synchronized pee!!!
by tinytubs11 July 16, 2019
When two bros care so much about hoes that they enter into a mutual state of transdimensional simpness. They are forever bonded in their way of simp. THE SIMP BOND IS UNBREAKABLE!
"Yo I heard Tim and Max were Synchronized Simping over _______ yesterday."
"Aye bro, you heard that new track where thekidszn and Disturb are simps? Yea its called Movie Sh~t on soundcloud"
"Aye bro, you heard that new track where thekidszn and Disturb are simps? Yea its called Movie Sh~t on soundcloud"
by disturb_muzik April 2, 2020