When having anal sex with two girls at the same time with your unwashed, smelly member. At the moment of orgasm, you pull out and have the second girl swallow your filthy load.
If you ever perform the Dirty Sturgeon with a couple a good looking girls, be careful of kissing the recipient afterword. There may be a huge amount of santorum on her lips afterward. This is fine if you are into that sort of thing.
by Mustache Wax July 26, 2011
a city in Door County, WI with a rough population of 10,000. A major trap for fucktards.
This area is known for its natural beauty, thus a bunch of F.I.S.H Bastards come here to vacation!
This area is known for its natural beauty, thus a bunch of F.I.S.H Bastards come here to vacation!
by Cody S. April 19, 2004
A close relative to the brown trout, the brown sturgeon is much larger and much more aggressive than it's smaller, more timid cousin. Like the brown trout, brown sturgeon are usually found in urban stream and lakes. They are also highly associated with treatment plants and dairy farms adjacent to the Merced river in California.
by Anglr200 December 10, 2007
by Cronic Christoph October 6, 2016
A person from northern Wisconsin who has never succeeded at spearing a Sturgeon during Sturgeon Spearing.
Anthony: Ay, did your buddy get him a big n' ugly dis season?
Saheed: Nah der eh, Jake's still a Sturgeon Virgin
Saheed: Nah der eh, Jake's still a Sturgeon Virgin
by islaysturgeys February 13, 2010
by Jack De August 30, 2008
The best person in the world, first minister of Scotland and oh dam is she fine, everyone and their Nan wants to shag her.
Person “did I tell you what happened last night”
Person 2 “ no what did you do?”
Person “me and my Nan had a threesome with Nicola sturgeon”
Person 2 “omg you are so lucky”
Person 2 “ no what did you do?”
Person “me and my Nan had a threesome with Nicola sturgeon”
Person 2 “omg you are so lucky”
by Baywatch March 31, 2021