Splat

To die from falling.

He fell off the building and splatted.

by Asadefa August 24, 2020

Splat-by

When someone disrespects you on the road, so you cum in a napkin and throw it at their windshield.

He cut me off so I gave him a splat-by.

by JellySplat October 28, 2021

Splat

Sound made when an object is squished. Usually, the entire word is capitalized.

*Roderick steps on a water balloon*

SPLAT!

by Diggity Monkeez February 28, 2005

Splatting

Stealing a large quantity of Taco Bell hot souce(at least 40 packages), then proceeding by opening the package and throwing it at a cars windshield.

Lets go splatting on that dudes car!

by a guy that loves to party May 24, 2011

splatting

When you puke so hard that walls surrounding you become covered in sick.

Oh man, I drank so much last night I actually started splatting.

by donttouchmeok June 22, 2009

Splat

1. One who knows nothing.
2. Technical dupe who can not differentiate smart from sensible.

Splat knows nothing.
Confused, Erroneous, Flawed.

by Anonymous May 23, 2004

The splats

The fat version of the splits.

Jeff: That cheerleader may be fat as hell, but she is incredible at doing the splats.

by Meldon October 26, 2009