sphincterized

Uptight, reserved, unable to let loose. The epitome of anal-retentive. Like a bag with a drawstring pulled tight.

Christy's sphincterized book bag contained three copies of poetry by T.S. Eliot.

by Noir September 6, 2005

Sphincter

That's your butt hole.

Me: Do you have a sphincter?
Abraham Lincoln: Ye, verily.

by Nimic April 16, 2006

Sphincteritis

A viral infestation of asshole behavior. Extremely ubiquitous. No known cure but sure working on one.

Jeff was suffering from a severe case of sphincteritis

by Dr. AntiSphincter May 17, 2010

, sphincter

Use when writing a compound sentence.

I was walking down the sidewalk, sphincter then bam horse rape!

by [e-mail] March 15, 2015

sphinctered

sphinctered,to be off ones head, totally not in control, physically or mentally whether that be caused by drugs, alcohol, or something else

went to an allnighter with some mates,could,nt hardly stand up, we were well sphinctered when we left

by dirtbox July 24, 2006

Sphincter

What people sometmes scream while attacking their friends from behind, shoving their fingers in their friends buttholes.

dude, i totally sphinctered eoin to kingdom-come

by The Numba One Solja October 30, 2006

sphincterization

the buildup of anal sweat caused when one is physically active yet refuses to wash themselves for days on end.

Bill was quite a hockey jock, but suffered from massive sphincterization because he wouldn't shower after each game.

by Nick Andrews June 1, 2007