Spank Ze Monkey

A game in which two men (not gay) jerk each other off vigorously until one blows his load. After the winner may choose to call the guy a faggot and blow his load onto his face.

Dude me and gouch were playing Spank Ze Monkey yesterday and i totally fucking lost! He blew his load onto my eye and called me a faggot, humiliating as shit.

by purpleslingeryo July 8, 2011

Spank My Monkey

another way of saying to masturbate; to beat off.

"I get so much ass I never find time to spank my monkey."

by J-Al January 4, 2009

spanking your monkey

jacking off

my brother was spanking his monkey while he was watching porn

by kitty February 25, 2004

spanking tha monkey

When you gotta cum so hard and you finally do you scream out like a monkey being spanked with a leather studed belt

She was spanking tha monkey last night, had me going all king kong up in that piece when I cumed!

by Nordingo March 8, 2014

spank yer monkey

to give oneself manual gratification.
i.e to masturbate

bob got turned down so much last night he went home and we yelled Bob go spank yer monkey

by i.p freely January 2, 2006

monkey spank

Male masturbation.

"I have some extra time...for a monkey spank!"

by x January 22, 2003

monkey spank

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A guy who wastes his time spending hours playing playstation or spanking his monkey (masterbating).

Erika: "Sean, why are you being such a monkey spank? You've been playing playstation for fucking hours! Why don't you do some homework or hang out with your girlfriend?"

by The Anrkissed May 11, 2008