slower than snail snot on a winter day

Something running very slow
slow moving person
Your moving slower than snail snot on a winter day
by bearhunter01 December 03, 2011
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slower than a sack of shit moving down the runway

Literally, slower than a sack of shit moving down the runway.
Why the fuck is my computer slower than a sack of shit moving down the runway!?
by DancingWolfs December 12, 2013
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slower than a tax rebate

In Ireland - a term used to describe or to ridicule a useless person/apprentice on a building site.
(As suggested, a tax rebate takes some time in Ireland)
"Hurry the fuck up and mix up that mortar, you're slower than a tax rebate!"
by Mark28392 September 04, 2012
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