slavering fangs 

Fangs that slaver, i.e. the fangs of a grue. When it is mentioned on the Internet, it nearly always refers to the grues of Zork.

>up
It is pitch black. You are likely to be eaten by a grue.

> north
Oh, no! You have walked into the slavering fangs of a lurking grue!

**** You have died ****

slavering fangs by an elite December 4, 2009

Stobering 

Stumbling around as though intoxicated, but completely sober.

Hey, look at John stobering around in the kitchen.

Stobering by TheJuuster October 12, 2011

Slowing 

The opposite of "Fasting" (to starve oneself); when you eat as much as humanly possible in order to gain the size of LM.

John: "I've spent an entire month Slowing!"

Slowing by HandFlapper403 May 11, 2011

slobbering 

drooling to the MAX.

1. In a certain gentleman's club named Wiggles, there is a plethora of slobbering penises.

2. "Oh my dear God, his penis just slobbered all over me."

slobbering by drooling penis January 19, 2009

Slowding 

When you're on the internet, watching a video, looking at pictures, etc, and it's loading extremely slow. So slow, that you usually exit and try something else, or you have so much free time loading, that you find yourself doing something *shudder* productive.

Frank: Hey, are you watching that sweet video of the guy with the really low voice singing?
Louie: Yeah, but it's just slowding. I've already managed to write half a novel and learn how to play rugby.
Frank: Oh, too bad.

Slowding by Isac Bandit March 7, 2009

you are a worthless friendless faggot lipped piece of shit, who's mommy left daddy, when she figured out he wasn't eugene o neil, and is now crying and slobbering all over my drum set, like a fucking 9 year old girl 

a quote from a based movie named whiplash
only based people will come upon this page.

"Are you gonna rush, or are you gonna drag, or are you gonna be on my time?!"
"I'm gonna be on your time.."
"My god, you are a worthless friendless faggot lipped piece of shit, who's mommy left daddy, when she figured out he wasn't eugene o neil, and is now crying and slobbering all over my drum set, like a fucking 9 year old girl"

you are a worthless friendless faggot lipped piece of shit, who's mommy left daddy, when she figured out he wasn't eugene o neil, and is now crying and slobbering all over my drum set, like a fucking 9 year old girl by basedwhip February 15, 2023

Showering like a rape victim 

This is what you do after an alcohol induced hook-up with someone unattractive.

Danny: Dude...I got with Pam last night
Eric: PAM? You mean 250 pound saggy double D Pam?
Danny: ...Yeah man...I was too drunk dude
Eric: I bet she loved it man
Danny: Dude, I was showering like a rape victim this morning.
Eric: LOL

Showering like a rape victim by pwntasticoBG October 24, 2008