A worthless pile of shit that contributes absolutely nothing to society and is merely a skid mark in our world's collective underwear. A non educated pile of shit that is a con artist specializing in fucking people out of there hard earned money by making them take it up the ass like a rump ranger or butt pirate. A man that leaves his family because the going got tough and he runs away with his small dick tucked between his legs like a pussy because he can't man up to responsibility hence he is nothing more than a skid mark to anybody he associates with.
Q: Honey, have you noticed that Jessica's husband is really worthless?
A: Yeah Jessica's husband is a skid mark in our world's collective underwear because he is an absolute pile of shit and contributes absolutely nothing to society except for being a big ole shit stain.
A: Yeah Jessica's husband is a skid mark in our world's collective underwear because he is an absolute pile of shit and contributes absolutely nothing to society except for being a big ole shit stain.
by FUNNY GUY 77 July 16, 2011
If you would just wipe yourself properly you wouldn't have to deal with a skid mark every time you pulled your pants down.
by Light Joker February 9, 2006
n. term referring to when your underpants ride up your butt crack and leave a line of poop in the bottom. It is also known as a racing stripe.
by The PEN15 club January 2, 2007
That fuck up in your life named Mark who's best day ended in themselves being nothing more than a skid mark
by BamBaLamSlamma June 24, 2023
by John December 26, 2002
(n) When feces is excreted while you fart in your underpants. There will be stains on your underpants.
Tim Evans farts loudly in his Physics class and he has to leave the classroom because there is a skid mark in his underpants.
by TimEvans December 13, 2010
Also known as a Connie lee .
A black chunky line of poop left in the crutch of someone's under wear after not wiping there bums properly.
A black chunky line of poop left in the crutch of someone's under wear after not wiping there bums properly.
Ummm dude ya got a Connie Lee in ya jocks. Errrttt. Skid mark
Omg girl is that a Connie Lee I see in ur nikkers.
Omg girl is that a Connie Lee I see in ur nikkers.
by Big bad bretto May 26, 2017