shit-assed

(Chiefly Southern U.S.) Deliberately obstreporous, stubborn, defiant, mean-spirited or difficult, often in a disagreeably passive-aggressive fashion.

A. Amy Winehouse comes to the mic with a real shit-assed attitude that may have cost her some popularity with American audiences.

or:

B. Okay! Okay! We'll do it your way! But you don't have to be so shit-assed about it!

by david lincoln brooks June 4, 2008

shit ass bitch

Describes when someone or something is a severe bitch or pain the ass. It can also be used to express misfortune or anger like damn or fuck, or as a random vulgar adjective that serves no purpose but to add crudeness to a sentence.

"This knee injury is such a shit ass bitch."

"What the shit ass bitch are you doing on Friday night?"

"Awwwww, shit ass bitch!"

by Captain Benjamin April 18, 2007

Shit Ass Geek

A Shit Ass Geek (SAG) is an athlete who is either ill-equipped for their sport or wears impractical clothing. A SAG outfit usually consists of board shorts, polo (or wifebeater if you're ghetto), a headband and runners/flipflops. If someone is recognized as a SAG, it is generally assumed that they are not very skilled at the sport, though there are rare exceptions.

Shit Ass Geek: I am so cool i styled my hair this morning and i am wearing runners and long board shorts while playing racquet sports. i am pro.

(chinky accent)

* Walks away while swinging racquet in a pan-handled grip, trying to impress LG's*

by johnmagicson December 7, 2009

shit-ass pants

The description of a person who has shit their pants, and it’s splattered all over their ass.

Tom: Look at Brian’s pants! Oh my god.

Jim: Oh my god, he has shit-ass pants

by JBJ69 May 17, 2020

Shit Ass Titties

The perfect combination of swear words. Not to bad. But bad enough. Flows off the tongue.

Can be used to exclaim any type of strong emotion.

"Shit Ass Titties it's freezing outside!"

"Shit Ass Titties, I'm so excited about our trip tomorrow!"

"Shit Ass Titties he's about to kick that rednecks ass"

"Shit Ass Titties I locked my keys in the car"

or just

"SHIT ASS TITTIES!"

by BMWGGANTMSFU February 9, 2010

shit-ass-fuck

A feeling one has when they continue to let people and themselves down; a feeling of worthlessness, undeserving of love or friendship from those whom they have let down.

I feel like such a shit-ass-fuck, I continue to hurt and let down those around me.

by Ballard Walker May 5, 2008

fuck shit ass

A phrase usually stated when in anger or disbelief.

"I fucked your mom."
"Fuck shit ass!"

by Gusto June 15, 2003