Movie star, rapper, basketball player, game maker and all round God. Noone can match his skills, nor can they size up to "Shaq Jr". He gets all the honeys in the Shaqbus.
by Hockey K Os September 30, 2003
by kobe May 21, 2003
the fattest man living on earth who cant seem to understand that he's an old fart and sucks at basketball....and not to mention he got fucking swept in the first round of the playoffs
"yo mommas so fat, i thought she was shaq"
interviewer-"shaq, you went 5 for 827 at the line today, how do u feel"
shaq-"ummmm duyyyy drrrrr ehhhh ummmmm drrrr" (after hours of this shit, he mumbles some crap no one can understand and then tries to carry his fat ass into the locker room)
interviewer-"shaq, you went 5 for 827 at the line today, how do u feel"
shaq-"ummmm duyyyy drrrrr ehhhh ummmmm drrrr" (after hours of this shit, he mumbles some crap no one can understand and then tries to carry his fat ass into the locker room)
by gggg84764654 May 3, 2007
I could never get those free throws!
(Steel)
Shaq....Shaq goes for the dunk....And he asks for a substitution!
And we welcome you here for todays match between Miami vs Nuggets. Shaq gets the jumpball...And gets a substitution.
Shaq is out for 4 weeks due to him attempting a jumpball!
(Steel)
Shaq....Shaq goes for the dunk....And he asks for a substitution!
And we welcome you here for todays match between Miami vs Nuggets. Shaq gets the jumpball...And gets a substitution.
Shaq is out for 4 weeks due to him attempting a jumpball!
by Marc December 28, 2005
by anony23 April 30, 2009