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Also, someone who can afford not to live in the shit hole that is p*rtsmouth. For you who dont know, p*rtsmouth is dirty, shite, full of twats, stinks of fish, has a crap football team *ahem* 3-0 *ahem*, a place where women are slags, a place where the twat with a bell lives and has a crap football stadium (if you can call it that). To name a few.
Fuck off you skate wanker! SFC Rule!
scummer by Fetch-bitch November 19, 2004
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A complete tosser who lives in the biggest s**t hole on the south coast, and possibly Britain, where the women wish they could be slags but will never get the chance because they all look like fat men, and all the men look and sound like pikeys.
"If only I wasn't such a butch scummer and had been born slightly further along the coast! Then I'd get a bloke for sure! And a decent looking one at that!"
scummer by Missy April 10, 2005
A mustache wielding, Mick Channon sound alike supporter of Southampton FC.
Look at the tache on that cunt, blatant scummer!
scummer by molly malones bush November 17, 2009
Someone who resides in or supports the southampton(the armpit of britain), is a hater of john westwood( a legend to the rest of us) and has no grasp of passion within football. Also, has very quiet voice in comparison to blues supporters.
There's only ONE team in hampshire!
There once was a poor little scummer, his face was all tattered and torn.....
scummer by Nic & Dan November 17, 2004
Anyone having anything to do with Southampton whatsoever.
Portmouth 4 Scummers 1
scummer by Jon K. April 26, 2005
any1 from southampton aka scumhampton or scummerville, the women look like men and the city centre is covered in a thin layer of tramps. over priced coffee is also sold in west quay. i may be classified as a skate by the scummers, but i am proud to support pompey, however i do agree that portsmouth city is a shit-hole with a giant phallic object sat in the harbour.
i went in the saints store and shouted 4-1 and was promptly chased out by the scummer of a manager.

six pound fifty for a sandwich and a coffee? u can fuck right off u stupid scummer
scummer by raven19 May 2, 2005
You scummer
scummer by daz April 2, 2004