scoots

The runs, Hershey-squirts, diarrhea.

Aw, man, I had the scoots somethin' awful.

by The Protagonist July 26, 2005

Scoot-Scoot

People who can't speak english

Person 1: hey are you a scoot-scoot
Person 2: yas eye is a scoowt-scoowt

by Isa bleu November 9, 2017

scooting

Riding a scooter

Scooting around the city on my scooter is the easiest way to get around.

by repeaz February 8, 2009

Scoot

1. To create friction with one's ass.
2. Also known as Scout, the main character of Harper Lee's "To Kill a Mocking Bird"

Hi Scoot

by haNd1287 April 20, 2004

Scoots

The condition that causes a dog to slide around on the floor to scratch his ass. Often due to itching caused by worms.

Damnit, Rover's got the scoots again!

by Big Brett the Bomb Threat January 1, 2004

scoots

A bad case of the runs where the unfortunate individual afflicted has to "scoot" to the bathroom in order to avoid soiling there calvins.

<argv0> Did you take a shit?
<marlon> no, go ahead, I was just in there brushing my teeth
<argv0> Sweet Jesus!!!, you fucking asshole I almost pucked
<marlon> you like that, I had the scoots
<argv0> you sick fuck!

by Danf98 December 17, 2005

scoots

Marijuana combined with tobacco. Smoked like weed.

Let's go smoke some scoots!

by ThatGirl132 January 25, 2011