A pet name for someone you love or care for highly.
by Isla1208 June 30, 2020
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Someone who is a massive party pooper that doesn't really care about others, just themself. They also think that they are a genius, and will occasionally say things like "hasta la pasta" or when asked what's up, they say "the sky". They also can't take a hint to save their life. There is a high possibility that they have worn a fedora at least once in their life.
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A small furry creature that resembles a platypus. It is known as the mascot of the Mu Omicron chapter of Alpha Phi Omega. Schmoos have been rumored to have magical powers.
"That schmoo is so cool, its wearing a hat!"
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a fat lazy cat or something or someone that doesnt move at all.
by Samatha November 17, 2003
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A microscopic elephant that shares a flat with your brain cells. Brain cells aren't actually smart. They copy schmoo's homework, therefore the more schmoo you have; the more smarts you have.

Certain species of schmoo have also been shown to make a person lucky, schiztophrenic(yes, symptoms of the poetic muse have been traced to schmoo) or even hyperactive. Scientists are currently investigating other locations where schmoo are found.
Person 1: he got an A+++++++!!! I didn't even know that was possible!
Person 2: He must have a lot of schmoo
Person 1: my schmoo speak to me
Person 2: you should get help
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